Chapter 4: The Lil' Wang Chapter

The two guards dragged Jar Jar into the courtroom.

"What are his charges?" the judge says.

"Masturbation and other shit." the guys said.

"The penalty is: being locked in a closet with the Octavarius. Case fucking closed." the judge said.

"What is octavatis? jar jar said.


"What isa so funny?"

"It was nice knowing you Jar Jar." Boss Nazz said.

"Fuck yousa."

The guards dragged jar jar into a closet and locked the door. There, a pale creature looked at him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" jar jar screamed. he was a nasty looking kid, He looked liked a retard. He called himself the octavarius because he like octopuses and jars.

"I LOVE BEING A FREAK!" the creature said as he started to fondle the shit out of Jar jar.

"NOOOOOOOO!" jar jar screamed.

then he did the unthinkable and jar jar was dead.

The end