Kakashi was just walking out of the movie theater with Naruto and Sakura. He dragged them into the Icha-Icha Paradise movie starring the Snow Princess that they had just saved several years before. Kakashi constantly complained up until that point about how long it took, but Naruto reminded him that it was a 6 hour long sex movie, so it should take a really long time.

"And plus, they had to wait until she was of legal age to have sex", Sakura said, obviously about to break out in anger because of how annoying Kakashi was getting.

"Well, at least it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER!", Kakashi yelled.

Sakura apparantly was pushed past her 'anger limit' and picked up a boulder out of the ground and hurled it at Kakashi. He flew about 20 feet and smashed into a wall. When he got up, his mask peeled off. Sakura's eyes became hearts the size of the boulder she threw, and she fainted.

"Woah", Naruto whispered.

On the roof of the movie theater…..

Orochimaru and Sasuke were in Konoha to see if there were any more ninja worthy of the Cursed Seal. Orochimaru's eyes became hearts bigger than the ones in Sakura's eyes at the sight of Kakashi's face.

"What the hell is wrong with you?", Sasuke asked.

"Oh come now Sasuke-kun you know you want that man", Orochimaru replied.

"Damn", Sasuke growled. "Why didn't I just settle for Sakura 3 years ago… I just had to let this moron influence me…".

Back at the street...

"Uhhh, what happened… Oh no, my mask! Its gone!", Kakashi frantically said as he ran off into the night.

"Well, I guess we might as well go home, want me to walk you there?", Naruto asked.

"No", Sakura replied automatically.

"Pleeeeeeeeease", Naruto said with a puppy dog face.


"And we can stop at Ichirak—OW!", Naruto said.

"We are not stopping to get ramen Naruto!", Sakura yelled as she punched him in the face.

Back up at the rooftop…..

"Should we attack them now Sasuke? Is your chakra ready?", Orochimaru asked.

"Yeah, but I'm not sure we should fight Sakura. She's mastered Tsunade's chakra enhanced strength".

"I have a plan. Stun Sakura with your new jutsu and I'll hold Naruto down. You have to kill him quick though, because I won't be able to hold him for long", Orochimaru said.

"Knowng you, he'll probably have a hole in the back of his pants by the time you let go".

"Possibly", Orochimaru said with shifty eyes".

"Sasuke activated Chidori Current and leaped down towards Sakura.

Naruto's eyes suddenly went Kyuubi. "Sasuke!".

"Sasuke's near here? Where?", Sakura asked.

"Behind you! Look out!", Naruto yelled.

Sakura jumped out of the way and Sasuke zoomed past. "Damnit Sakura, this won't do anything but stun you!".

"Shut up Sasuke! I'm gonna kill you for trying to hurt Sakura-chan!", Naruto said as two chakra tails leaked out of him. The tails grabbed Orochimaru and threw him at Sasuke.

"We can't handle him in this situation! Retreat!", Orochimaru yelled. Orochimaru and Sasuke ran away and Sakura got up and hugged Naruto.

"Thanks for savng me", Sakura said.

"Anytime, Sakura-chan", Naruto said.

"No, seriously, I have to thank you in a better way…", Sakura said and then kissed him on the lips.

"Woah… That was awesome", Naruto said.

"There's more if you want it, Naruto-kun".

"Hell yeah!", Naruto exclaimed.

Naruto and Sakura kissed their way back to Sakura's house. They were sitting on the couch, kissing, for about 10 minutes when Kakashi barged in.

"Woah, calm down adolescents", Kakashi said. "I need to talk to you".

"Sakura pulled away. "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK YOU STUPID PERVERT!". Both her and Naruto got up off the couch and she picked it up and pounded Kakashi with it. She grabbed his unconcious body and threw it out the door and sealed the lock with chakra. She set the couch back where it was and Sakura sat back down. Naruto sat down after her and they continued, this time starting to dig into each other's clothes.

The next day…..

Naruto was just leaving Sakura's house and started to walk over to his. However, he completely forgot that today was his 16th birthday. He noticed a figure jumping through the rooftops, seeming to be coming from where he was and going to the same place he was going. He was too oblivious to notice that it was Sakura heading towards his surprise birthday party that Hinata had planned. Hinata was going to finally use all of her courage she had been building up for 6 years since she met Naruto and tell him she loved him.

At Naruto's house…..

Naruto took out the keys to his house and unlocked the door. He walked in and all of his friends an some of the Jounin that he knew, along with Tsunade and Shizune jumped out of the shadow of Shino's Kikaichu bugs. The only person that didn't yell surprise was Shino. Hinata tried to yell, but only a whisper came out. Hinata walked up to Naruto and held up a small book.

"What's that?", Naruto asked as he took the book from Hinata. On the cover it read: 'Ichiraku Coupon Book'. "Wow Hinata thanks a lot! This's the best present I've ever got!", He exclaimed.

"Your welcome, Naruto-kun…", She replied timidly. "I have something I need to say to you…".

"What is it Hinata?", Naruto asked.

"Ever since we met in the academy… I… I've been in l… l… love with you…", Hinata said.

"Back off, Hinata!", Sakura yelled as she stomped over to them. "He's mine".

Everybody gasped at the thought of Naruto and Sakura together, and Hinata ran out crying.

"You didn't have to be so mean to her Sakura", Naruto said as he left to try and find Hinata…