Panch: Oh, I love cooking.

Maureen: Im sure u do

Panch: Yep I do

Maureen: NO U DON'T

Panch: Ok fine I don't

Angel: I actually happen to be a really good cooker

Olive: Oh yeah? Lets see

Angel: (cooks something that everyone thinks is…uh…good…?)

Boq: Omg angel that is so…uh…good…?

Rona: Yeah I agree except I bet I could cook something EVEN BETTER!
William: No you cant now go get a life

Nessa: Now William lets be nice

William: Ok fine…no you cant now PLEASE go get a life

Nessa: There much better

Boq: Hey guys guess wat?

Guys: Wha…

Joanne: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING BACK!!!!!!!!

Guys: (gets scared of Joanne and leaves)

Boq: IM A GOOD COOKER

Angel: OMFG BOQ I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!

Rona: (glares jealously at boq)

Wizard: Well I'M single

Rona: …

Chip: So, uh, Joanne?

Joanne: Yeah?

Chip: Um…uh…nvm

Roger: Guys all this love stuff is getting old. Well as a MATTER of FACT I don't like ANY1 here…OH HEY OLIVE

Olive: Roger you broke my little heart

Logainne: So you like gay rights 2?
Benny: well duh I mean who duznt

Fiyero: Mimi guess wat?

Mimi: wat now

Fiyero: I GIVE HUGS NOW

Mimi: YAYYYYY!!!

Marcy: I speak 6 languages

Dr. Dillamond: Oh u wanna know a 7th?

Marcy: Sure wat language?

Dr. Dillamond: GOAT!!

Marcy: Fine

Collins: (randomly hugs Elphaba)

Elphaba: Now theres a switch….

Leaf: So Galinda do you like coffee

Galinda: OMFG OF COURSE I LIKE COFFEE AAHHH I MEAN LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO DUZNT OMG OMGG OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: That's…uh…kool I guess

Madame Morrible: Yes mark, I do stalk u, have u not figure that out by now?
Mark: No actually, I haven't…yea I know I am REALLY slow

Madame Morrible: God u ARE slow arent u?

Maureen: Okay now that we've all had a chance 2 cook lets see who made the best food

Panch: There was a cook-off?

Mimi: Yeah why cant there be a strip off?

Fiyero: YEAH WHY CANT THERE BE A STRIP OFF?? I mean………….

Maureen: Okay since no1 really cooked anything, I'll just say that Boq and Angel tied in first

Boq and Angel: YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYYYYY!!!!!!

Boq: Mine wuz better

Angel: WUZ NOT