Panch: Oh, I love cooking.
Maureen: Im sure u do
Panch: Yep I do
Maureen: NO U DON'T
Panch: Ok fine I don't
Angel: I actually happen to be a really good cooker
Olive: Oh yeah? Lets see
Angel: (cooks something that everyone thinks is…uh…good…?)
Boq: Omg angel that is so…uh…good…?
Yeah I agree except I bet I could cook something EVEN
William: No you cant now go get a life
Nessa: Now William lets be nice
William: Ok fine…no you cant now PLEASE go get a life
Nessa: There much better
Boq: Hey guys guess wat?
Joanne: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING BACK!!!!!!!!
Guys: (gets scared of Joanne and leaves)
Boq: IM A GOOD COOKER
Angel: OMFG BOQ I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!
Rona: (glares jealously at boq)
Wizard: Well I'M single
Chip: So, uh, Joanne?
Roger: Guys all this love stuff is getting old. Well as a MATTER of FACT I don't like ANY1 here…OH HEY OLIVE
Olive: Roger you broke my little heart
So you like gay rights 2?
Benny: well duh I mean who duznt
Fiyero: Mimi guess wat?
Mimi: wat now
Fiyero: I GIVE HUGS NOW
Marcy: I speak 6 languages
Dr. Dillamond: Oh u wanna know a 7th?
Marcy: Sure wat language?
Dr. Dillamond: GOAT!!
Collins: (randomly hugs Elphaba)
Elphaba: Now theres a switch….
Leaf: So Galinda do you like coffee
Galinda: OMFG OF COURSE I LIKE COFFEE AAHHH I MEAN LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO DUZNT OMG OMGG OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Leaf: That's…uh…kool I guess
Morrible: Yes mark, I do stalk u, have u not figure that out by
Mark: No actually, I haven't…yea I know I am REALLY slow
Madame Morrible: God u ARE slow arent u?
Maureen: Okay now that we've all had a chance 2 cook lets see who made the best food
Panch: There was a cook-off?
Mimi: Yeah why cant there be a strip off?
Fiyero: YEAH WHY CANT THERE BE A STRIP OFF?? I mean………….
Maureen: Okay since no1 really cooked anything, I'll just say that Boq and Angel tied in first
Boq and Angel: YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYYYYY!!!!!!
Boq: Mine wuz better
Angel: WUZ NOT