"The Fans Guide To Sam's Chick Flick Moments"

Author: Dude-It's-Sam-Not-Sammy


Summery: Its Sam's guide to getting friends, family, and everyone in-between to easily fall into a well placed Chick Flick Moment. Told by Sam, in 1st person.

Disclaimer: Dude, if I owned the show, I would be writing episodes right now.

Warnings: Sam's mind, because who knows what's going on in that freaky head of his.

A/N: I also give thanks to SM for being beta and checking for errors. Thanx, SM. Also when Dean talk's, it's Bold. Sam is regular. And remember, if you have a question; feel free to ask Sam. For he's the one writing this guide, not me.


The Fans Guide To Sam's Chick Flick Moments

"Well, it's like it says. This is my step-by-step guide to making a Chick Flick happen.

When push comes to shove, in my family there's 3 methods of "talking".

1. Avoid, 2.Avoid, and 3. did I say Avoid? So sometimes, and when I say 'sometimes' I really mean all the time, the actual "talking" bit may need a little push. The Winchester's, if you haven't noticed already, are stubborn by nature. Remind you of your family? Well, then you already know how hard it is to get an 'Oprah'. Or if the stars are aligned right, a full out TV special of 'Jerry Springer'."

"The first thing you should know...Dean?"

"Sam?"

"What are you doing here?"

"Oh, come on Sam, is that anyway to greet your big bro?"

"When he walks into my 'Chick Flick' speech, yeah!"

"Well then please, by all means don't let me stop you. Go on, continue."

"Dean?"

"Yeah?"

"Your still here."

"So?"

"So?! Dude, I'm so not going to let you stay here to listen to this!"

"What?! Why not?"

"Because next thing you know, they'll be selling "The Fan's Guide To Dean's Avoiding Chick Flick Moments".

"Ya know, that's not a bad idea..."

"Dean just go."

"Alright, alright, I'll leave the 'Psychic Boy Wonder' to his audience. I need to get started on that no Chick Flick's thing anyway."

"Dean..."

"Alright, I'm gone!"

"Ok then...back to what I was saying. The first thing you need to know about starting a Chick Flick, and I think I'll use Dean as an example, since he's so fixed on being included; Is to pick the right time and the right place, so you can bring up whatever problem or issue you have. It might not be a good idea to start a Chick Flick, driving at 70+ Mph. Especially if your riding in Dean's Impala, if you know what I mean. With him, there's hurt and then there's hurt."

"Another thing, if your going to start your 'Oprah' moment in your home, apt., hotel room, or wherever else you choose; make sure you pick an area that has nothing breakable, flammable, sharp or anything else that may not be such a good idea to stand next to. But, that's just my opinion.


A/N: "The next chapter will explain the 5 most important rules for Chick Flick's and the Do's and Don'ts. Oh, hey Dean back already? I thought you were, notice the quotes, "writing".

"You with your female moment, or what?"

"Jerk."

"Bitch."