Chapter 1: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?

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"WHY MUST FATE BE SO CREUL???"

"Calm down Jenny! It's not that big of a deal!" yelled Sarah in my ear.

"NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL? IT'S A DISASTER! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO SEE MY 14th BIRTHDAY CAUSE OF IT!"

"It's okay! We'll help you!" shouted Jill.

If you're wondering what exactly I am yelling about, it's that the no good annoying neighbor-ish boys from across the street overrode my Kingdom Hearts file when I was so close to beating the stupid game. So now I'm having a severe emotional breakdown because of it.

"BUT JILL PERSON," I whined, "IT TOOK ME SIX MONTHS TO GET THAT FAR!"

"We'll help you get to your place faster." said Sarah. I looked at her in amazement. She must really want me to shut up if she would help me get to where I was if I did.

"Really?" I asked them.

"yes." They said, greatly relieved that I had decrease the volume of my voice.

"Ok." I said brightly. I have weird moods. Sometimes I get over thing faster than you can say llama, other times I go into depression for weeks on end. I'm an odd person. DEAL WITH IT!

We started up a new game, and Jill and I nearly drove Sarah off the deep end with our very off key version of simple and clean, and I drove them both insane with my never ending cries of 'RIKU IS SO FLIPPIN' HOT!' and 'OH MY GOD, SORA IS SUCH A MORON!'. But when we got past the theme song, something odder than usual happened.

The TV screen went completely blank.

"Huh?" I said stupidly, poking the screen. Jill put her hands up in the air like she was being shot. "I swear to God, it wasn't me!"

Then a weird voice came out of the TV, scaring me halfway to Hell. 'Are you ready to seek your destiny?' it asked us.

We looked at each other in confusion.

"Uh, sure." I said to the TV.

'Very well. Your journey shall begin now. Do not be afraid if things are not what they should be. It has all been planned. And remember, it is rarely a good idea to stick your head in a bowl of toothpaste.'

Then the screen turned a weird bluish color and we were all sucked into it.

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"What the hell?" I mumbled to myself as I woke up with a pounding headache.

"I would like to know the very same thing." groaned a voice from beside me.

"Ditto."

Well, at least I knew we were all here. But just where was 'here'? I looked around at our surroundings and I experienced JDS (Jaws Drop Syndrome).

We were on freakin' Destiny Islands!

"uh, guys?" I asked my friends without turning around, "tell me I'm just going insane again, cause I think were in Kingdom Hearts."

They looked around.

"Oh."

"My."

"God."

"That's what I was afraid of."

"Hey, what are you people doing here?" shouted a voice from across the beach. We turned around…and found ourselves looking at Sora, Riku, and Kairi.

Can this day get any weirder?