Random S S Conversation / RSSC

A/N: A small teensy idea I had at work with the overuse of suggestive profanity, frat boy style, script format. 'Nuff said.

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((SKYWARP walks into THUNDERCRACKER's room, whos playing a Cybertronian video game))

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slag.

SKYWARP:

Hey TC

THUNDERCRACKER:

Hey-((Struggles with the game)) Slaggit.

SKYWARP:

Slaaaaag, con. What's that?

THUNDERCRACKER:

'New game.

SKYWARP:

Is that Seek and Destroy?

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slag yeah.

SKYWARP:

Slag!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slaaaag.

SKYWARP:

Oh Primus and is that-!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slag, yeah.

SKYWARP:

I mean the slag's in-?!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slaginately.

SKYWARP:

I can't believe it-!

THUNDERCRACKER:

I know.

SKYWARP:

SLAAGYEAAAAAHHHHH!

THUNDERCRACKER:

It's slaggin' awesome, man.

SKYWARP:

Fer real?

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slag yeah.

((STARSCREAM walks in))

STARSCREAM:

What's going on?

SKYWARP:

TC's got the new slag-makin' game of all slaggin' time, Screamer!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slag yeaaaah

STARSCREAM:

THUNDERCRACKER:

What's wrong?

SKYWARP:

Yeah? Why the slag are you angry? It's like you got a slaggin' slag up your slagging aft or something?

STARSCREAM:

Why are you swearing so much?

SKYWARP:

Why the slag not?

STARSCREAM:

Must you?

SKYWARP:

Slag-

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slag.

SKYWARP:

Slag slag slag.

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slaaaaaaaggity slag slag slag slag-

SKYWARP:

SLAG!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slag?

SKYWARP:

Slag.

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slag?

SKYWARP:

Slaaaaaag.

THUNDERCRACKER:

Suh-lagh

STARSCREAM:

ENOUGH!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Slaggin'?

STARSCREAM:

You're only doing this to slag me off! For the last time, stop-!

SKYWARP:

Phlagh!

STARSCREAM:

IT-!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Of slag?

STARSCREAM:

YES-!

SKYWARP:

SLAG-

STARSCREAM:

NO-!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Go ahead, make my slag.

STARSCREAM:

SHUT-!

SKYWARP:

There's no place like Slag!

STARSCREAM:

PRIMUS SLAGGIT!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Keep your friends close, but your slag closer…

SKYWARP:

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE SLAG-!

THUNDERCRACKER:

Frankly, Starscream, we don't give a slag-!

STARSCREAM:

FOR THE LAST SLAGGING TIME CAN YOU STOP SAYING SLAG ALL THE SLAGGING TIME YOU BUMBLING SLAGGING SLAGGERS PRIMUS SLAGGIT SLAG DOT SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG!

THUNDERCRACKER and SKYWARP:

STARSCREAM:

(Throws his arms up in the air)

SLAG!

((STARSCREAM walks out of the room, forcing the automatic door to slam shut))

SKYWARP:

…Sl-

((The door opens again to reveal STARSCREAM's ranting head))

STARSCREAM:

SLAGGIT!

((The door slams shut again))

THUNDERCRACKER and SKYWARP:

…Slag!

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-THE END-

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A/N: Aaaaaaaaaaaah, can you feel the brain cells slowly slipping away? XD Feel free to guess what the S in the title stands for (most probably not Seeker or slag, mind you) XDDD Oh, and Happy Halloween! Since I am a working, responsible adult (who procrastinates on my glutinous Konyakku butt), I shall be going as the scary Tired-Inker-In-PJ's! Who sleeps. Meh, I'm so tired. XP Reminds me of a Family Guys episode, but…meh! (Shnooore)…