A/N: This is my piece to rant about Colossus's tiny part in the x3 movie.
Poor Piotr. T.T
Brett Ratner (director): Alright everyone got a script?
Daniel (colossus): -didn't get one- Uh
Ratner: Good. Now Kitty and Bobby over here, Wolverine, Storm, and Beast here. Got it?
Ratner: Now remember Bobby's confronting Wolverine about going to fight, you two, look indignant.
Daniel: Excuse me. -taps Ratner's shoulder-
Ratner: We ready to roll?
Guy with snappy thing: Take-
Daniel: Hey! -stands up close in front of camera- Did we forget I'm here? It said on my schedule…
Ratner: What the- why'd the screen go black?
Ratner: What's that sound?
Ratner: -finally gets a clue- What? Oh, yeah, I forgot you're in this movie. -checks script- Oh, there you are. Geesh, the writers need to start using other than 5 point font for your parts.
Ratner: You stand over there by Kitty. Uh, look…
Daniel: -hopeful- Do I have a line?
Ratner: -exasperated- Didn't you already have your line!?
Danile: Yeah it was about 6 words….
Ratner: And?! What more could you ask for… that's not enough for ya, huh big shot?
Daniel: That's not-
Ratner: I don't want to hear it! Now stand in the corner, and be, I dunno…. the strong silent type. And when the camera turns to you and Kitty….
Daniel: Can I give a menacing look?! -hopeful again-
Ratner: Don't push it! You can nod.
Daniel: -sighs- Whatever.
Ratner: Ah, ah! Strong and silent!
Daniel: -rolls eyes-
CG Guy: So.. this scene look finished?
Other CG Guy: Yeah
1st CG Guy: Wait, there's the metal dude, ah what's his name again, anyways; lets do him huh? it'll look cool!
2nd CG Guy: Yeah! -nither really care that colossus is now a metal guy standing right in front of a metal wall-
Me: -watching the movie- You can barely see him! Speak dangit speak! T.T
A/N: Someone put it best when they called Colossus in this movie a "virtual hood ornament." -licks closed the envelope to a strongly worded letter to fox- Anyways, though it frustrates me to no end, a glance is better than nothing…. -sigh- at least he's got more than a scene with his name (on a computer screen no less) unlike Gambit. -has to leave before she rips a head off- Push da button on your way out!