Thanks to laguna flare for giving me the idea!

(Mysterious Annoying Man) (The Character)

First up, Natsume!!

Know Your stars, know your stars, know your stars!, know your stars...

Natsume Hyuuga, Is an ugly eight headed slug man

Im not an ugly eight headed slug man!!!! you freak!!!

Natsume Hyuuga, Likes to wear dresses and sing oops i did it again!

What?!? I don't even know that song!!! im going to roast you!!!!!!!!

Natsume Hyuuga, Likes Mikan Sakura!

(Moment of silence) i do not like that ugly little polkadots!

(Voice from the audience) Don't Call Me Polkadots!!!!! (Mikan)
He Doesn't Like Sakura!! (Sumire)

Natsume Hyuuga, All His Fangirls Hate Him!

Really?? YEAH!! im FREE at last!!!!!!!

Oh crap i made him happy...
Natsume Hyuuga..Likes to put Peanut Butter Under His nose

Okay..now that is rediculous!!!!

Now You Know Natsume Hyuuga...

What!? No they Don't!!!

Yes They do! Good Bye Ugly Eight headed slug man!!

Wait im not finished yet!!!! im going to burn you!!!!!

Now, Now..Go put on a dress and sing oops i did it again while sticking peanut butter under your nose!

That's it...(Fire Appears On his hand)

What The???!!! AAAAAAHH!!! FIRE! FIRE!!!

Now you all know Natsume hyugga...