A/N Just a jokey little drabble that popped into my head. Please R& R anyway

A Slayers Ten Commandants

1) May thy stake always be near to hand and always sharp

May thy fashion accessories always double up as weapons

May thy learn to do a fantastic roundhouse kick while wearing stilettos

Thou shalt not kill... humans or little furry pet type creatures

Thou shat kill evil stuff

Thou shalt try really hard not to burn down the gym

Thou shalt at least try to honor thy mother, thy sister and thy watcher

Thou shat try not to die... again

Thy will always like a little monster in thy man

Thou shalt always put thy man and thy mates before the mission