"You've been a bad boy, haven't you Aang?"
"Yes," he whispered.
It was certainly a bizarre scene. Katara was in her underwear, weilding a Water Whip. Aang was kneeling before her, also in his underwear. Katara fondled her whip, dominatrix style, before turning back to Aang.
"You need to be punshished, don't you, Aang?"
Sokka shuddered, still tied to the chair.
"Fuuny, I just felt like something unbelieveably disturbing just happened."
Toph was shuddering too.
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T! FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU! BAD UM!"
Doughnut emergred from the shadows clutching a pecan sugar-loaf, courtesy of Sub-Shack, while sucking on an ear of corn.
"…That explains a lot," Sokka observed.
"Same here," Toph replied.
"Ift thym four vad lifts," she garbled past the corn.
"What!" Sokka asked. Doughnut spat out the corn.
"Ift thym four vad lifts," she repeated.
Sokka and Toph exchanged WTF looks. Cupcake and Muffin came running in,
"I thought you locked up the sugar!" Cupcake growled.
"I thought I did! She must've picked the lock!"
"Oh no!" Cupcake yelled. "Remember how that one candy I got said 'Mary Jane' on the wrapper?"
"What about it?" Muffin asked.
Muffin looked at Doughnut who had somehow ended up in her pajamas, cuddling a snake, with a giant binky stuffed in her mouth, wearing a red-and white- striped Cat in the Hat hat, and waving a glowstick in front of her eyes and the snake.
"Oh!" Muffin said. "I guess that wasn't candy."
"Or she found the Cracklin' Oat Flakes," Cupcake added.
"Now with traces of ecstasy!" a random male voice added. "Warning!-Cracklin'-Oat-Flakes-may-cause-damage-to-your-spinal-fluids."
"Ooh, what if she got a hold of the Tressent Suprême?" Cupcake groaned.
"What's that?" Muffin had to ask.
"The new highlighting shampoo with just a little bit of crack-cocaine."
They looked at Doughnut who was now sobbing while clutching her Avatar action figures and wailing, "I shoulda told you earlier, I love ya, brother!" before planting a large kiss on the Sokka doll's knee. Sokka shuddered.
"She watches too much Saturday Night Live."
A few hours later, Doughnut had come down from the sugar. She hadn't touched the drugs, good thing, too! She's already crazy enough from sugar!
What she had done was take the sugar safe into the garage, whip out a flame thrower, and melt off a side of the safe. That ended up burning some of the sugar, but Doughnut found her pecan sugar-loaf, a lot of candy, and that ear of corn, which was, for some reason, in the sugar safe..
Since the crisis (Doughnut sugar high) had passed, they decided to continue with the list.
Doughnut: I think we should start with the last reason! God, my head hurts. I hate sugar hangover. Okay, #40 – Sokka and Toph were alone when Aang and Katara went to the printers!
Sokka: That's just as disturbing as it was yesterday. She's twelve!
Doughnut: I know!
Sokka: Something's wrong with you.
Doughnut: You didn't know before?
Sokka: Oh, I knew before, just reminding you.
Cupcake: #41 – They were both lying down when they got back! Wait, what the heck? Doughnut, what were you on when you wrote this list?
Doughnut: Tylonel PM….and sugar. Lots and lots of SUGAR!
Cupcake: Well, I'm changing this one! #41 – Take two! Sokka was the first one to ask if Toph was coming in the drill in The Secret of the Fire Nation even though Aang was right there, and he could've asked!
Sokka: … So which reason is #41?
Muffin: #42 – Sokka put his arm around Toph and helped her run away when Aang was going into the Avatar State in the desert.
Sokka: She couldn't see, what kind of a man would I be if I didn't try to help?
Toph: An asshole. And I hardly consider you a man.
Sokka: … Why do you have to do that?
Toph: - shrugs – It's funny?
Doughnut: #43 – He was trying to protect her!
Sokka: Weren't you listening to what I just said?
Sokka: Oh, okay then.
Cupcake: #44 – Toph got jealous of Suki in the Serpant's Pass. Hee, hee! PANTS ASS! WHOOOOOOOO!
Muffin: You broke into the sugar together, didn't you?
Sokka: I would have to agree with you.
Toph: Same here.
Muffin: #45 – Sokka was impressed with Toph's lie detector, after she figured out that Jet wasn't lying!
Toph: Who's Jet?
Sokka: But, when we met Jet, we didn't know Toph.
Muffin: Fine! – shoves tape in VCR –
TV Katara: You're lying!
TV Toph: No, he's not!
TV Sokka: - is impressed – How can you tell?
Sokka: That hasn't even happened yet! Who the hell are you people?
Doughnut: That's for you to know and us to never find out!
Toph: Don't you mean the other way around?
Doughnut: No. #46 – Toph was annoyed when Sokka didn't thank her for saving his life in the Serpants Pass!
Cupcake: - under breath – Pants ass. Er, #47 – Toph saved Sokka's life in the Serpants Pass. – whispering – Pants ass!
Muffin: #48 – She said saving Sokka's life was 'no problem'! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Doughnut: WHOOOOO! Sarah Brightman scream!
Toph: … Squee?
Sokka: … Sarah Brightman?
Doughnut: #49 – Every girl wants a man taller than her!
Sokka: That doesn't even have anything to do with us!
Toph: And, you're contradicting yourselves again! I DON'T GIVE A F – censor bleep - ABOUT WHAT MY MAN LOOKS LIKE!
Doughnut: We seem to have hit a nerve, there!
Toph: SHUT THE F – censor bleep - UP! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Cupcake: #50 – You're both horrible fighters!
Sokka: NO I'M NOT! I'M GREAT! I'M ALSO GOOD-LOOKING!
Toph: I AM NOT A BAD FIGHTER! DID YOU MISS WHEN I TOOK OUT ALL THOSE BIG EARTHBENDING GUYS?!?!
Muffin: That didn't quite work out the way it did with the others.
Suddenly, Sokka was hit by a burst of utter geniousnessnessnessossity.
"Oh, Toph! I can't believe I hid it so long! I love you! Please, let me out so I can be romantic and crap like that!"
Muffin, Doughnut, and Cupcake (except it was really just Doughnut because Muffin and Cupcake aren't the jump-up-and-down type) jumped up and down with glee.
"What are you—" Toph began when she saw Sokka wink at her. "…waiting for? Let me out so I can be romantic and crap like that with Sokka!"
The Pastries eagerly cut the ropes and let the two go.
"HA!" Toph quickly punted them across the room and used Earthbending to stick the unconscious Pastries to the wall!
Sokka looked at Toph.
Toph looked at Sokka.
And they fled the room, arms flailing, for their very lives.
"Hey, guys! How are you?" Toph asked Katara. The scene was less disturbing than before. It was still rather disturbing.
"What happened while we were gone?" Sokka asked suspiciously.
"It looks like you went dominatrix on Aang, Katara," Toph observed. Sokka turned green and sprinted for the bathroom. Vomitting noises followed.