AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE IN: Poketeens

Chapter 1: The machine, aliens, and retarded stories.

Disclaimer: I don't own ATHF and Pokemon

At the labatory of Dr.Weird…….

Dr.Weird: Gentlemen, behold……. EGGGSSSS!!! (Pulls out a carton of eggs.) THIS WILL BE THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!!!!!
Steve: Halloween was 3 weeks ago.

Dr.Weird:…………………………………………… BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

At the Aqua Teens house…..

(The camera shows Meatwad in front of the TV. with bloodshot eyes, and behind him, Shake was a sleep.)

(Frylock comes in.)

Frylock: Good morning, Meatwad.

Meatwad: Morning Ash.

(Frylock looks at Meatwad confused.)

Frylock: It's Frylock.

Shake: (Mumble) HEY!!!! Is that dumbass still watching that retarded show?
Meatwad: It is not retarded; it is an advanced technologic advance in the anime world.

Shake: Technologic my ass. (Grabs a backscratcher and rams it into the TV.)

Frylock: SHAKE!!!!!

Shake: What!? You saw him, he made me do it.

Meatwad: What makes you think I made you do it?

Shake: I just……………………………………. know.

Frylock: Stop arguing. Meatwad, I have a present for you.

Shake: He gets a present and I don't!!! (Kicks over chair, which then explodes.) Why the hell does this retarded ball of worthless crap get gifts, and I DON'T!!!
Frylock: Because he doesn't torture people, you dumb(scream)

Shake: I DESERVE AND DEMAND GIFTS!!!!!!!!!
Frylock: The whole damn world doesn't revolve around you!!
Shake: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!! Everything revolves around me!

Meatwad: Uhhhhhh…

Shake: SHUT UP, MEAT DEMON!!!! (Kicks Meatwad out the window.) Meatwad doesn't exist anymore, GIMME MY PRESENT!!!!!!

(Meatwad knocks on the door.)

Meatwad: I'm here to pull a nice cold can of whup ass out.

Shake: What are you going to do, slap me.

Meatwad: Okay. (Slaps Shake weakly.)

(Shake hits Meatwad with a baseball bat.)

Frylock: QUIT THAT SO I CAN UNVEAL MY INVENTION!!!!

Shake: All you had to do was say so. (Frylock looks at Shake madly.)

At Frylock's room……

(There's a device that looks suspiciously like a washing machine.)
Frylock: May I present the Time Space Continum Machine, you just say where you want to go and it takes you there.

Shake:…………………………………. Can it make me dinner?

Frylock: NO!!!!
Meatwad: Can it make me smart, cuz I need a new brain. (Pulls out a rubber brain.)

Frylock: It can't make you smart.

Shake: Can it make me dinner?

Frylock: NO!!!! I already told you that. But Meatwad, it can take you to that show you like.

Meatwad: Vegetable man?

Frylock: NO!!! POKEMON!!!!!!

Meatwad: OH!!!

Frylock: I'll just say 'Pokemon' into the speaker, and it will take us there.

STCM: DENIED!!!!!

Meanwhile in space………………………………………

Oglethorpe: EMORY!! Did zou hear zem? Zey are going to zeh Pokemon vuniverse.

Emory: Wow…. That, that's cool.

Oglethorpe: Cool, zhat iz AWEZOME!!!!! Pack uz zome food, ve vill need it. (Shows Emory with a bag of BBQ chips, marshmallows, and a few bags of drugs.)
Emory: Here we go…… (Try's to stuff it into a suitcase.)
Oglethorpe: Ve vill vule zeh Pokemon vuniverse……. (The suitcase opens and launches Emory to the other side of the ship.)

Emory: Ready.

Oglethorpe: Now, vich button iz ze gas. (Pushes a button, and confetti fall down from the ceiling.) DAMN VIT!!!! Vich button, I MUST KNOW VICH VONE!!!!!!!

Emory: What about the gas peddle. (Points to the gas peddle.)

Oglethorpe: I VAS GOING ZHERE!!!
Emory: (sarcastically) Sure you were.

Oglethorpe: Damn right I vas.

(The ship goes to earth… meanwhile across from them.)

Ignignokt: Should we tell them?
Err: Nah, this will be f(videogame bleep)in great.

(Shows the back of the Plutonium Ship with the words 'We lick asses.' spray painted on it.)

Err: HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ignignokt: They are teh suck.

Err: Do you even know what that means?

Ignignokt: Not a clue.

Err: Let's follow those damn losers.

Ignignokt: I come up with the ideas, I'm the digital ruler…. Let's follow them.

Frylock: Almost done… (All of the sudden, the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future busted through the ceiling.)

Frylock: We have a door you know.

Ghost: Sorry. (Busts through the wall.)
Frylock: NEVER MIND!!!!!!!

Ghost: Okay. (Busts next to the hole the ghost made when he busted through the wall.)

Frylock: Why are you here?

Ghost: There is great danger approaching.

Shake: What kind?
Ghost: SHUT UP!! I'm getting to that.
(Silence…….)

Ghost: Now I forgot……………………..

Meatwad: Tomatoes?

Ghost: TAMATOES!!
Meatwad: Tomatoes.

Ghost: Now I remember. (Fog appears…) Thousands of years ago, Pokemon did indeed roam the earth.

Meatwad: Like the Easter bunny? (Fog stops.)

Ghost:…………………………………………………..Sure. (Fog starts again…) Anyway, thousands of years ago, Pokemon did indeed roam the earth, just like the Easter bunny……. And his brother Darrell, anyway, but they offended the god of tomatoes…… and asses…… and then the god banished them to the anime world……………… and stuff………… anyway, the god sent gay looking balls to help capture these creatures so they can have Pokemon under the human's control.

Meatwad: Like hotdogs? (Fog stops.)
Ghost: QUIT INTERUPPTING MY STORY!!!! (Fog starts again.) The Pokemon then found out how to reproduce………… like birds………… and dancing.

Meatwad: Like my….

Ghost: SHUT THE HELL UP!! WAIT TILL THE STORY IS OVER!!!!!

(Silence………………………………….)

Ghost: Anyway……. Bigfoot then did magical voodoo because the Pokemon pissed on his face………. Making them speak their own names…… and more names.

Frylock: Okay, that is enough…. First off, there is no god of tomatoes and asses, secondly, how do you know Pokemon can reproduce by dancing, and third, how the hell can Bigfoot be at the anime universe when he is here in our universe?

Ghost: That is a different story for thousands of years a.. (Fog starts.)

Frylock: Quit that!!! Meatwad knows that Pokemon don't use the bathroom..

Meatwad: That's right…. They don't use the bathroom at all.

Ghost: So………… got beer?

Shake: QUIT TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!
Ghost: I'm not, I want to get wasted.

Frylock: You're a robot, you can't get drunk.

Ghost: Sure I can.

Frylock: Get the hell out of our house.

Ghost: But I haven't even told you about the attacks of Pokemon, they were created when Pokemon swam in a radioactive lake.

(Frylock slams the door in the Ghost's face.)

Ghost: DAMN IT!!!!!

(Sees Carl's house.)
Ghost: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm……..

(Shows Carl watching a fishing show.)

(The Ghost busts through the ceiling, and crushes Carl.)
Ghost: Hello? Hmmm. (Busts through the ceiling again.)

Carl: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!

Ghost: That's impossible!!!!!!

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Next chapter, the Aqua teens will meet the cast of Pokemon, Carl gets bored by the Ghost's stories, and Oog appears again!!!!