Ok… This is me, on crack.
Actually better yet imagine that Sam is on crack… yea that might work better.
"Come on… let me drive!" Sam whinned
"Damn it Sam, I said no!" Dean countered
The brothers were driving down an old farm pasture in the middle of nowhere on their way to check out an annoying poltergeist.
"You're falling asleep behind the wheel, you're gonna get us killed."
"No, I'm not… I could drive for days on end if I wanted to." Dean smirked
"YOU HAVE BEEN!" Sam screamed causing Dean to swerve the Impala slightly
"Shit." Dean mumbled lining his car in the correct lane again
"See! See!" Sam pointed out annoyingly
"Shut up man, we'll be in town in about two hours anyways so sit back and be quiet."
Huffing like an annoyed little kid, Sam leaned back in the Impala's worn leather seats.
Closing his eyes Sam tried to think of some way to get his brother to pull over and let him drive."
"Oh shitming!" Dean screamed swerving the car violently coming to a sudden halt.
As the dust settled Sam looked over at a shocked Dean
"Did you just say 'shitming'?" He questioned
"Where the flying fuck did that come from?!?!" Dean ignored his brother and stepped out of the Impala.
Following suit and chuckling at his brother's eccentric cursing, Sam walked past the car to stand next to his clearly confused brother.
"Oh mee God!" Sam squeled running forward
"Sam, man, what the fuck! Get away from that thing! It dropped out of the damn sky!!!" Dean yelled at his brother
"Noooo. She's mine now!" Sam whined jumping on the cow that now stood still in the middle of the abandon road.
"Moo?" The cow replied to Sam who was now on her back giving her a giant hug
"Sam get off the cow!"
"Nooooo… my cow…" Sam said burrowing his face in the cow's back
"Oh god…" Dean mumbled
I swear the cow is very very cute. Can't you just imagine Sammy riding a cow?
If you don't tell me how insane I am I will either:
Not write anymore
Drive you insane with this nonsense story…
The power is yours!