AN: Sorry for the late update, our teachers threw a load of projects on us this week. Regarding the last chapter, the explanations for those who didn't get it, is at the end of the story:) Thanks for the reviews!
Disclaimer: I don't own Flame of Recca nor a Visa credit card. (Really.)
Tokiya in Mexico
Author: Lorraine Kristine
One day, Tokiya decided to take a breather and told Recca to stop the car.
"Find an inn. I'm going to get my belongings."
"Hey Mikagami! Who are you to tell us what to do?!
In an instant, Tokiya threw his ice-cold glare at them and sent them to silence.
"FIND.AN.INN." Tokiya walked off.
After a few hours of walking around and failing to find an inn suited to his taste, he decided to turn back. Finally, he stopped in front of a donkey rental place.
"The Best Transport in La Mexico! Only Available here!" the sign read.
''Give me a donkey." He said to the guy, holding out his Visa credit card.
The guy eagerly swiped it through a credit card machine and said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."
Tokiya rides his ass for a while, and got grumpier and grumpier. He reached a hotdog stall and thought, "I'll get myself a hotdog and eat it in front of Hanabishi, Domon and Koganei later." He orders one.
The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call them sausages."
Suddenly Domon, Recca and Kaoru pops in front of him.
"Waah Mikagami!! You got the hotdog for me? Sankyuu!" Recca reached out for the hotdog, but Tokiya pulled it out of his reach and wanted to eat it until he noticed his donkey starting to wander away.
Feeling very very very grumpy and crappy by now, Tokiya handed the hotdog to Recca.
"Hold my sausage while I go scratch my ass."
He couldn't understand it when Domon fainted.
AN: Try reading it from the end, try saying the second-to-the-last statement in public if you're a guy, or if you're a girl, ask a guy to say it for you. You'll see odd reactions:)