Greetings! Guess who's back!!!!!

I be Emma!

And this would be Beth!

And together we be two thirds of Kates Masters Inc.!

Right. So. Remember we said something about September? Well, we actually meant November. It was a typo. Honest.

But…WE'RE BACK!!!!! And that's what matters. After the almost success that was Harry Potter; The Musical, can you blame us? The fans, the screams, the Broadway contracts…or maybe not. But hey! We're just obsessed! In a good way, of course!


Coming now, to a computer screen near you!

Harry Potter: The Phantom Musical!!!!!

This foot tapping, hand clapping, roof rising musical has been entertaining people from schools across Flintshire, North Wales and beyond! We hit the Channel Islands, Winchester University, America ANNNND Australia with The Musical…Lets see if the Phantom can go further! Although how you can get further than Australia is beyond me! (Beth). Join in with such classics as "I'm a Little House Elf", "Be our Guest", "What's That Coming Over the Hill?", "I'm Too Sexy", annnnd "Reach for the Snitch!", as well as many others, all rewritten especially for this amazing new new production.

Snippets of reviews from Harry Potter; The Musical:

This was awesome, very witty and funny. Can't wait for the new one! - moony07

Kates Masters Inc! You are amazing! Be proud of yourselves for this is a work of sheer genius!Mei1105

(Eyes widen) WOWE!! That is SO funny!AugustBaby


I definitely wouldn't think to combine songs from so many different sources into one thing, but these all work really well together! - SenshiAlchemist

So come on in and join in the fun!!!!

Dum da la dum!!!! Da la da da DAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In deep American accent) Kates Master Inc proudly present:

Harry Potter; The Phantom Musical!

(Lyrics half made up, half copied from other, much more well known people. Choreography courtesy of Kates Master Inc.)

Discalimer - do we look like we own any of this? At all? Actually, considering you can't see us, how could you tell? You'll just have to take our word for it. We don't.

Dedication - To everyone who put up with our maddness last time round!

Lights up Stage Right. Harry is sitting on a bed, lit by a single spotlight.

Harry: Close every door to me,
Take my true world from me
Bar all the windows
And shut in my owl
Do what you want with me,
Hate me and laugh at me
Darken my daytime
And torture my night

If this place were important I
Would ask should I stay or go
But I know the answer
Will always be go

Close every door to me,
Keep those I love from me
Children of Hogwarts
Are never alone
For I know I shall find
My own peace of mind
For I have, waiting
Some friends of my own.

Lights dim stage right as Harry freezes. Lights up stage left. Sirius is sitting on the floor, his robes torn and grimy. He is also lit by a single spot, with a gobo over it to give the appearance bars.

Sirius: Close every door to me,
Hide all the world from me
Bar all the windows
And shut out the light Just give me a number
Instead of my name
Forget all about me
And let me decay

I do not matter,
I'm only one person
Destroy me completely
Then throw me away
If my life were important I
Would ask will I live or die
But I know the answers lie
Far from this cell

Spots up full on both, with band of darkness between the pair.

Both: Close every door to me,
Keep those I love from me
Children of Hogwarts
Are never alone
For we know we shall find
Our own peace of mind
For we once had with us
Some friends of our own

And there we have it!!!! Tis official!!! We are well and truly BACK! Sorry about the random reference to Sirius, but it just seemed to fit! And a gobo, for those who don't know (most of you, we expect), is a pattern you fit over a theatre light to create a silhouette pattern – in our case, prison bars.

So. Updates, as usual, every Saturday. Song suggestions much appreciated! And, for anyone interested, we have a collection of recordings from across the entire Musical series recorded by our own fair voices (and Hannah and Kate's.) If you want one, let me know, and I'll see what I can do. I did try to send them out in the summer to those who requested them, but I've a feeling the emails bounced.

And that's it for this week! In the words of our dear friend Tash…

Roll up roll up ladies, gentlemen, ghosts, trees, singers, and single celled amoebas of all ages! see the amazing musical! And don't forget to leave a review!

Next week...Dobby does a take on that popular nursery ryhme...