Greetings! I be Emma!

And I be Beth!!!

And we be two thirds of Kates Masters Inc.!

Ok. This time I really mean it. We are going to get on top of this updating thing. Honest. I could use the excuse that the second book is my least favourite, but that wouldn't be the full truth. In reality, life goes on and on and on and never seems to give us a break. How cruel of it. Plus, Beth appears to have currently lost interest in this. She will return. I shall make her. (Insert cackle).

For those of you who didn't see it, we did post a Christmas oneshot of the musical on Christmas day, to tide you all over! Go take a look, we wrote it in the car on the way to school, and it caused much hilarity!!!

Reviewers, I love you. Really I do. I would thank each of you by name, but my email system has folded up, so I can't even open the inbox anymore. But I send my love to any and all who review.

So, extra long rant over with, on we go again!!!

Disclaimer – I've just paid £185 for a VetLink course at Nottingham Uni, and I'm about to pay another £205 for another one in the summer. D'you think I have anything left to pay out in a law suit??? I truly don't own any of this; even the idea is shared. So don't bother, you'll get nothing.

This one is to the tune of "Get outta my dreams/Get into my car."


Lights up full stage. Harry is sitting on his bed stage left – there is a diagonal screen running from front stage right to back stage left. In the middle of this is an open window, through which the Weaselys car can be seen.

Fred: Hey you, get in to this car

Harry: Who me?

George: Yes you, get in to my car

Woooooooooh. Wah! Hey!

Harry: Who're those people
Flying through the sky?
Whose is that car?
Who's that wizard
Looking through the window?
What's the score?

Ron pushes Fred away from the window, and leans through.

Ron: We'll be the friends
Rescuing you
Hey Harry Potter
Pack up your case
We'll be your non-stop saviours
Let us help you while we can!
You wished for a miracle
Here we are!

Twins appear either side of Ron.

Twins: Get outta that room
Get in to this car
Get outta that room
Ron: Get in to the back seat Harry
Twins: Get in to this car
Ron: Beep Beep, yeah
Twins: Get outta that room
Get in to this car

Ooooooh

All: Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to this car

Harry begins moving about the stage, packing the trunk.

Fred: Harry Potter
Let me take the wheel
George: Uncle's a-coming
Fetch Hedwig!
Hey, let's make it to the sky!
Make it real
Like a road runner
Coming after you
Just like a hero
Outta the blue

All: We'll be your non-stop saviours
Let us help you while we can!
You wished for a miracle
Here we are

Harry scrambles through the window – Uncle Vernon's voice can be heard off stage, shouting.

Twins: Get outta that room
Get in to this car
Get outta that room
Ron: Get in to the back seat Harry
Twins: Get in to this car
Ron: Beep Beep, yeah
Twins: Get outta that room
Get in to this car

Ooooooh

All: Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to this car
Oh Harry, lets go!

The diagonal screen rises, and the car rotates so that it is facing the audience.

Harry: I said open the cage

George: Let Hedwig out

Harry: She's been cooped up

George: Let Hedwig out

All: Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Let's go!!
Oooh, wooow, yeah

Weasleys: We'll be the friends
Rescuing you
Hey Harry Potter
Pack up your case
We'll be your non-stop saviours
Let us help you while we can!
You wished for a miracle
Here we are
Get outta that... get outta that...
Woooooooooh
Get out that room!


Thank you for reading!!! Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year to you all!!!

Next week…the Weasleys invite Harry to be their guest.

Reviews, while not being received at the present, are still much appreciated!!!