SpongeBob meets Superman

Disclaimer: I don't own Superman, SpongeBob, or Fairly Odd Parents.

To day was a different day for SpongeBob. Instead of going to work he was going to meet a human-Superman to be precise.

Superman was SpongeBob's size and had an odd sneer in his face.

"So," Superman said, "this is Thong Bottom?"

"It's called Bikini Bottom. So you are Superman?"

"The one and only. You are Timmy Turner, right?"

"No, my name is SpongeBob SquarePants."

"What ever."

SpongeBob could sense that this conversation wouldn't be that good.

Superman looked around the water-filled ocean.

"Are there any hot chicks around here?" Superman said aloud.

"Everyone here is a fish. Are you really Superman?"

"The one and only."

"Have you ever heard of Mermaid Man?" SpongeBob asked curiously.

"Oh, that dork. We were college room-mates. He was a dork."

The sponge was surprised to see Superman bad-mouth his hero.

"How was he a dork?"

"He always ate his cereal with a fork."

"That makes him a dork?"

"Hey, I didn't make the rules."

"Um…okay. Let's move on. Have you ever came here before?"

When SpongeBob was asking that, Superman was looking around at the fish.

"Wait, what did you say?" Superman asked.

"Never mind."

"Why does everybody look like steak fries?"

"Steak fries?"

"Yeah. But you don't. You look like a sponge."

"Wow, you are such a genius," SpongeBob said as he rolled his eyes back.

"Speaking of food, do you know any good restaurants?"

"Yeah. The Krusty Krab. I'll make you a krabby patty."

Superman was looking around again and not listening to the talking sponge.

"Why should you make a crab patty, when I can make one faster?" Superman replied.

"Um, ok."

Superman saw Mr. Krabs and then shot him with his heat vision. Mr. Krabs was then a pile of dead shellfish.

"YOU KILLED MR. KRABS?!?!" SpongeBob yelled in horror.

"Oh. You knew him?"

"KNEW HIM? HE WAS MY BOSS!"

"Oh, sorry about that. Do you have a cig?"

"THAT'S IT! GET OUT OF BIKINI BOTTOM!" SpongeBob yelled at the psychotic man.

"Hey-Don't act this way to me mister! I am Superman!"

"Aren't you supposed to be super-nice?"

"Someone made that up. That person is probably a steak fry who eats cereal with a fork." Superman laughed at his unfunny joke.

SpongeBob was now very angry. This 'Superman' turned out to be a 'Superdork'.

"I SAID TO GET OUT OF THIS TOWN!" SpongeBob yelled at Superdork.

"Okay, Timmy Turner. Have it your way. I don't like this place. It is too wet and is full of steak fries. Go on and live your miserable life in this stupid joint!" Superman said as he flew away into the world beyond the water.

"Gee, I'm glad that's over," SpongeBob said to himself as he walked away.

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