He is the smartest man alive in two galaxies.
At least that's what he'd have you believe the way he talks.
Granted, he is the smartest man alive in two galaxies, but there's no need to stroke his ego
He's saved hundreds of lives, blown up a galaxy, fought life sucking Vampiric aliens, deadly microscopic machines and has traveled from the Milky Way to Pegasus and back again countless times.
Now that he's here, back at home, after all this time, and with all of that, he has to ask himself.
How the hell did he manage to misplace his keys?
A/N: Today, I lost my keys. Those slippery little buggers just up and disappeared.
I think Joe The Amnesia Bunny took them.
Anyways...this drabble is a response to the prompt 'Keys' over on the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum here on ff dot net.