Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! I'm just using my literacy powers to create a silly song...

Glinda

Elphaba - why couldn't you stay thin for once,

instead of ruining your diet!

I hope you're happy!

I hope you're happy now!

I hope you're happy how you ate twinkies

forever, I hope you think you're clever!

Elphaba

I hope you're happy!

I hope you're happy, too!

I hope you're proud how you

stayed thin for condition, to believe your

own ambition!

Both

So though I can't imagine how!

I hope you're happy right now!

Glinda

Elphie, listen to me. Just use Ab Lounge!

You can still go on your diet

What you've worked and waited for

You can eat all the carrots you've wanted:

Elphaba

I know:

But I don't want them - No!

I can't want them anymore...

Something has changed within me

Something is not the same

I'm tired of playing by the rules of

that diet's game

Too late for protien drinks

Too late for Jenny Craig

It's time to trust my tastebuds

Close my eyes, and eat!

It's time to try

Defying Diets

I think I'll try

Defying Diets

They'll never make me thin!

Glinda

Elphaba won't you understand?

You're having delusions of bon bons!

Elphaba

I'm through with trusting Atkins

Cuz' someone says they're great

Somethings I haven't tasted

But until I try I'll never know!

Too long I've been gaining

Weight that I've should've lost!

Well, if it's all fat

Then I should not fast!

I'd rather try

Defying Diets

Help me with pie, I'm

Defying Diets

They'll never make me thin:

Glinda - come with me. Think of what

we could gain: Together!

Unlimited

Our fat is unlimited

Together we will eat all we have dreamed

Glinda -

Stuff our faces with creamed'em

Glinda

If we stuff with teamed'em

Both

Together we will sue Weight Watchers down

Just you and I

Defying Diets

With you and I

Defying Diets

Elphaba

They'll never make us thin!

Well? Are you coming?

Glinda

I hope you're happy

Now that you're choosing this

Elphaba

You too

I hope it bring you bliss

Both

I really hope you get it
And you don't live to regret it
I hope you're happy in the end
I hope you're happy, my friend:

Elphaba

So if you care to find me:

Look to the Chinese Buffet!

As someone told me lately:

"Life is better when your belly's green!"

And if I'm gaining solo

At least I gaining free

To those who'd thin me

Take a message back from me

Tell them how I'm

Defying Diets

I'm eating pie

Defying Diets

And soon my stomach with expand

And nobody in all of Oz

No diet that there is or was

Is ever going to make me thin!

Glinda

I hope you're happy!

People of Oz

Look at her! She's fat!

Get her!

Elphaba

Make me thin!

People of Oz

No one mourns the fat!

So we've got to make her

Elphaba

Ahhh!!!

People of Oz

Thin!