Bloopers

By: Scarlet Wings Angel

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or the Winchetser boys, although...I want to borrow them for an hour?...a minute?...ok, a second? fine fine!

Summary: Some mistakes the guys did, while they were acting.

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Chap 1: Pilot

Dean: Whoa, easy, tiger.

Sam: Dean?

(Dean laughs)

Sam: (Breathing heavily) you scared the cr-crap-(Jared laughs)

"CUT! AGAIN!"

Dean: Whoa, easy, tiger.

Sam: Dean?

(Dean laughs)

Sam: (Breathing heavily and then burst out laughing)

Jared: I am sorry!

Jensen: (smiling smugly) A laughing tiger

Jared: Shut up!

"CUT!"

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Sam: Yeah? When I told dad when I was scared of the thing in my closet he gave me a .45.

Dean: Well what was he supposed to do?

Sam: I was 9 years old. He was supposed to say "Don't be afraid of the dark."

Dean: Don't be afraid of the dark? What are you kidding me of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!

(The light goes off and the rest of the cast shouts BOO!!!)

Jensen: See! (Jensen and Jared laugh)

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Sam: Sounds about right. I swear man; you gotta update your cassette-tape collection.

Dean: Why?

Sam: Well for one they are cassette tapes, and two— (Pulls out a few cassette tapes) Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: (Grabs a cassette from Sam and pops it in the player) House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his ass hole, ass-? (He looks at the director) was it ass hole?

Jared: (laughs) Cake hole.

Jensen: (smiles and looks at the camera) You heard me!

"CUT!"

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(Dean on a computer on the "Jericho Herald" web page. In the Search bar Dean types in "Female Murder Hitchhiking". The page comes back saying, "No results found." He tries typing in "Female Murder Centennial Highway", again, "No results found.")

Sam: (Sticks his hand out to grab the mouse) Let me try.

Dean: (Smacks Sam's hand) I got it. (Sam pushes Dean's rolling chair out of the way a bit too hard, so Dean falls with the chair)

Jared: You ok there, man? (He laughs, he helps Jensen up)

Jensen: (gets up) Next time give me a shout when you plan on killing me.

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For the fiftieth time!

Sam: To dad and his crusade? If it weren't for pictures I wouldn't even know what mom looks like. What difference would it make? Even if we do find the thing that killed her, mom's gone, and she isn't coming back.

Dean: (Grabs Sam by the shirt and shoves him up against a rail on the bridge) don't talk about her like that. (Dean lets Sam go)

Jared: Yo director, I am getting a brain damage here (he rubs his head)

The cast laughs

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Sam: (looking down into the water) Dean! Dean!

Dean: (Crawls out of the water below) What?

Sam: Hey, are you all right?

Dean: (is covered in mud from the river) I'm super. (He starts slipping around. Jensen tried to get up, but he fell on his butt. The cast laughs at him)

Jensen: Someone give me a hand will ya!

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Policeman: So. Fake US Marshal, fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?

Dean: My boobs. (Smiles)

Policeman: (laughs) You have the right to become a woman!

Jensen: Hell yeah baby

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Constance: Take me home.

Sam: No.

(The doors lock and Sam tries to unlock them to escape. The car is put in gear and the gas pedal is pressed in. He tries to control the steering wheel but Constance is controlling it, so he lets go and tries to push the door out. Constance's image flickers in the back seat as the car pulls up to the house at the end of Breckenridge Road. The car shuts off even though the doors are still locked.)

Sam: Don't do this.

Constance: I can never go home.

"CUT!"

Jared: (looks at camera) Do you know how weird you look when you're talking to yourself! (He shakes his head and smiles) so not cool!

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Sam: We got work to do. (Shuts the trunk, but it opened up. Jared tries to close again but it wouldn't close)

Jared: What's on with it?

Jensen: Dude, you're so frail (he closes the trunk with great force and it stays shut) see! I'm older, stronger and smarter.

Jared: Shut up!

"CUT!"

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A/N: Don't ask me why the hell I did that. I was bored! Do you want me to continue this?