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Chapter Three: Shika-kun!
A fairyland. A really sparkly one. With fairies, did I mention?
"TROUBLESOME DIMENSION TRAVELING!" Shikamaru screamed.
"SHIKA-KUN!" A familiar four-pigtailed female jumped on him. "IT'S A SHIKA-KUN! THESE ARE SO RARE!"
"Queen Tem-chan! A SHIKA-KUN! HOW WONDERFUL!" Gaara and Kankurou, wearing fairy wings and tights and tutus GRACEFULLY walked up.
"Tem-dono!" Hinata with a grin plastered on her face walked up, dragging Sasuke and Sakura.
"WONDERFUL! NOW WE HAVE A SHIKA-KUN, A SASU-KUN, AND A SAKU-CHAN!"
Shikamaru sweatdropped. He was in a collar, again. Sasuke and Sakura sat beside him. Then, Kiba burst through the door. Shikamaru sweatdropped again. Another troublesome attempt?
"QUEEN TEM-CHAN! I LOVE THEE! MARRY ME!" Kiba cried out. Shikamaru's eyes widened. This was different.
"KING KIB-KUN! I HATE THEE! STOP HARRASSING ME!" Temari cried out.
Tenten and Neji walked up again. "TROUBLESOME PEOPLE!" Shikamaru cried out.
"I am Ten-chan, and he is Nej-kun," Tenten indicated.
Shikamaru drooled. Geniuses needed to eat or else they turned delusional and were called maniacs.
"Eh? Ten-chan, what is he talking about?" Neji asked.
"I don't know, Nej-kun," Tenten answered.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Tenten began running away, and Shikamaru chased after her, dragging Sakura and Sasuke because they were chained to him. Neji stared.
"IT IS A TEN-CHAN, SHIKA-KUN, SAKU-CHAN SASU-KUN PARADE!" Neji cried out. "THAT IS MOST RARE!"
"FOOD! BUNS! BUNS! BUNS!"
"STOP DRAGGING US DOPEY SHIKA-KUN!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HELP ME SASU-KUN!"
"HELP YOURSELF, SAKU-CHAN!"
"TEM-CHAN! MARRY ME!"
"NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! GAA-KUN, KANK-KUN, HIN-CHAN!"
"GIMME A S! GIMME A H! GIMME A ELL! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? SHIKA-KUN!"
"THAT DOES NOT SPELL SHIKA-KUN YOU TROUBLESOME HALF-WITS! IT SPELLS TROUBLESOME SHELL!"
"Whot's yer pont?"
"KIB-KUN!" Shino burst in. "MARRY ME! I LOVE YOU!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! THE TROUBLESOME GAYNESS! SAVE ME, TROUBLESOME SOMEBODY!"
"I WILL SAVE YOU, TEM-CHAN!" Hinata flew at Kiba, literally, and started whacking him with her wings. Which didn't do much damage, but Kiba screamed in pain anyway.
"I WILL SAVE YOU, KIB-KUN!" Shino attacked Hinata, who screamed in pain, and then started to hug Kiba who was lying on the ground, dying. "THIS IS LIKE A TRAGEDY! SOMEONE, LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!"
Millions of man-eating bugs began to set up.
"SHOOT MOVIE-NOW!" Shino began hugging Kiba and looked up at the artificial lights, his sunglasses glinting. "OH, KIB-KUN! DO NOT LEAVE ME SO ALONE!"
"I WILL CURE YOU! DO NOT DIE!"
"NO! IT CANNOT BE!" Shino's eyes began to fill with artificial tears.
"STOP IT SAKU-CHAN!"
"A PARADE! A RARE PARADE!"
"I AM THE NUTCRACKER!" Kankurou shouted.
"I AM THE PLUM PRINCESS!" Gaara shouted.
"NO! MY MOVIE! MY KIB-KUN!" Shino shouted. "Speak to me, your Shin-kun! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!" Shino jumped up, holding his shin.
"HELP ME, TEN-CHAN, NEJ-KUN!" Kib jumped up and started running away.
"O ROMEO!" A very mad Ino/Juliet appeared in the door, followed by two bloodthirsty men with blunt dueling swords. They started to chase after poor Shika-kun.
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"GIVE ME FOOD!"
"I AM THE STARRING ROLE! I AM SO COOL!"
"I AM THE PLUM PRINCESS! I AM SO CUTE!"
"TROUBLESOME FOOD, STOP SO I CAN EAT YOU!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! STOP! STOP, PLEASE!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! SPARE US, WE DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN!"
"A RARE PARADE! LET ME TAKE A PICTURE! I WANT TO PUT YOU IN A MUSEUM! A RARE PARADE!"
"HELP ME, SOMEBODY!"
"MY GREATEST HATE EMERGED FROM MY GREATEST LOVE, ROMEO!"
"HOW DARE YOU! RAMEN IS SACRED!"
"I AM SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT I HAVE SAVED YOU, TEM-DONO!"
"SHIKA-KUN!" Temari ran up and hugged Shikamaru. To death. "OH NO! SHIKA-KUN! LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! DON'T LEAVE ME!"
"THE TITANIC! THE TITANIC!" Shikamaru got up, threw the person overboard, and then went back to sleep.