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Shikamaru's Story

Chapter Three: Shika-kun!

A fairyland. A really sparkly one. With fairies, did I mention?

"TROUBLESOME DIMENSION TRAVELING!" Shikamaru screamed.

"SHIKA-KUN!" A familiar four-pigtailed female jumped on him. "IT'S A SHIKA-KUN! THESE ARE SO RARE!"

"Queen Tem-chan! A SHIKA-KUN! HOW WONDERFUL!" Gaara and Kankurou, wearing fairy wings and tights and tutus GRACEFULLY walked up.

"Tem-dono!" Hinata with a grin plastered on her face walked up, dragging Sasuke and Sakura.

"WONDERFUL! NOW WE HAVE A SHIKA-KUN, A SASU-KUN, AND A SAKU-CHAN!"

Shikamaru sweatdropped. He was in a collar, again. Sasuke and Sakura sat beside him. Then, Kiba burst through the door. Shikamaru sweatdropped again. Another troublesome attempt?

"QUEEN TEM-CHAN! I LOVE THEE! MARRY ME!" Kiba cried out. Shikamaru's eyes widened. This was different.

"KING KIB-KUN! I HATE THEE! STOP HARRASSING ME!" Temari cried out.

Tenten and Neji walked up again. "TROUBLESOME PEOPLE!" Shikamaru cried out.

"I am Ten-chan, and he is Nej-kun," Tenten indicated.

Shikamaru drooled. Geniuses needed to eat or else they turned delusional and were called maniacs.

"TROUBLESOME BUNS!"

"Eh? Ten-chan, what is he talking about?" Neji asked.

"I don't know, Nej-kun," Tenten answered.

"TROUBLESOME FOOD!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Tenten began running away, and Shikamaru chased after her, dragging Sakura and Sasuke because they were chained to him. Neji stared.

"IT IS A TEN-CHAN, SHIKA-KUN, SAKU-CHAN SASU-KUN PARADE!" Neji cried out. "THAT IS MOST RARE!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"FOOD! BUNS! BUNS! BUNS!"

"STOP DRAGGING US DOPEY SHIKA-KUN!"

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HELP ME SASU-KUN!"

"HELP YOURSELF, SAKU-CHAN!"

"TEM-CHAN! MARRY ME!"

"NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! GAA-KUN, KANK-KUN, HIN-CHAN!"

"GIMME A S! GIMME A H! GIMME A ELL! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? SHIKA-KUN!"

"THAT DOES NOT SPELL SHIKA-KUN YOU TROUBLESOME HALF-WITS! IT SPELLS TROUBLESOME SHELL!"

"Whot's yer pont?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

"KIB-KUN!" Shino burst in. "MARRY ME! I LOVE YOU!"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! THE TROUBLESOME GAYNESS! SAVE ME, TROUBLESOME SOMEBODY!"

"I WILL SAVE YOU, TEM-CHAN!" Hinata flew at Kiba, literally, and started whacking him with her wings. Which didn't do much damage, but Kiba screamed in pain anyway.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

"I WILL SAVE YOU, KIB-KUN!" Shino attacked Hinata, who screamed in pain, and then started to hug Kiba who was lying on the ground, dying. "THIS IS LIKE A TRAGEDY! SOMEONE, LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!"

Millions of man-eating bugs began to set up.

"SHOOT MOVIE-NOW!" Shino began hugging Kiba and looked up at the artificial lights, his sunglasses glinting. "OH, KIB-KUN! DO NOT LEAVE ME SO ALONE!"

"Ugh…"

"I WILL CURE YOU! DO NOT DIE!"

"Ugh…"

"SAY SOMETHING!"

"Ugh…"

"SAY UGH!"

"Bunnies…"

"NO! IT CANNOT BE!" Shino's eyes began to fill with artificial tears.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"TROUBLESOME FOOD!"

"SASU-KUN!"

"STOP IT SAKU-CHAN!"

"A PARADE! A RARE PARADE!"

"I AM THE NUTCRACKER!" Kankurou shouted.

"I AM THE PLUM PRINCESS!" Gaara shouted.

"NO! MY MOVIE! MY KIB-KUN!" Shino shouted. "Speak to me, your Shin-kun! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!" Shino jumped up, holding his shin.

"HELP ME, TEN-CHAN, NEJ-KUN!" Kib jumped up and started running away.

"O ROMEO!" A very mad Ino/Juliet appeared in the door, followed by two bloodthirsty men with blunt dueling swords. They started to chase after poor Shika-kun.

"HOW DARE YOU!"

"GIVE ME FOOD!"

"I AM THE STARRING ROLE! I AM SO COOL!"

"I AM THE PLUM PRINCESS! I AM SO CUTE!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"TROUBLESOME FOOD, STOP SO I CAN EAT YOU!"

"CANNIBAL!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! STOP! STOP, PLEASE!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! SPARE US, WE DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN!"

"A RARE PARADE! LET ME TAKE A PICTURE! I WANT TO PUT YOU IN A MUSEUM! A RARE PARADE!"

"HELP ME, SOMEBODY!"

"MY GREATEST HATE EMERGED FROM MY GREATEST LOVE, ROMEO!"

"FFOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!"

"HOW DARE YOU! RAMEN IS SACRED!"

"I AM SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT I HAVE SAVED YOU, TEM-DONO!"

"SHIKA-KUN!" Temari ran up and hugged Shikamaru. To death. "OH NO! SHIKA-KUN! LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! DON'T LEAVE ME!"

Shikamaru awoke.

"THE TITANIC! THE TITANIC!" Shikamaru got up, threw the person overboard, and then went back to sleep.

"SHIKA-KUN!"