Once again, Sasuke was in his toilet.

Staring at the mirror.

Staring at the long black hair flowing down his back.

Dobe... He knows I like him... how else can I show him...

He gripped the scissors in his hands.

Fucking Neji... Fucking Dobe...

"DUDE hurry up in there!" Yelled a voice behind the toilet door.

Sasuke growled, trying to ignore him. It was probably one of Itachi's friends, and he was not in the mood...

"HURRY UP, I'M BURSTING!" Loud banging on the door.

"I'm busy! Leave me alone!" Sasuke yelled back, still glaring at his long hair reflection in the mirror. His scissors poised to cut.

"Otouto," Said the calm Itachi voice. He knocked gently on the door. "If you don't give up your precious pampering time, I'm afraid Kisame with explode."

"Aniki...! I'm Busy..." Sasuke grumbled. "GAH!" The door opened, and Sasuke dropped the scissors into the sink. He ran to the door and tried to shut it.

"Otouto..." Itachi poked his head through. Sasuke still tried to push him out.


The door swung open.

Kisame ran into the bathroom, unzipping his pants. Sasuke's eyes widened.

"AH?!" Sasuke covered his eyes and promptly ran out. Itachi smirked and closed the toilet door and followed his little brother to the lounge.

"Why were you holding scissors?"

"...cos." Sasuke mumbled, curling up on the sofa to sulk. Itachi stroked his long black hair gently. Sasuke growled but didn't stop him.

"Ah. I see. Little Otouto was rejected by Kyuubi boy..."

"Was not!" Sasuke went red.

"Did you tell him you like him?"

Sasuke's mouth opened. "Not exactly."

"Let me guess. You flirted the Uchiha way, did whatever he liked, overprotective personality..."


"...Ah Otouto... Naruto isn't that smart," Itachi smirked. "You have to actually say you like him. Guys like him are blatant to flirting. They don't understand or get the hint at all."

"R..i..gh...t..." Sasuke nodded slowly.

"So, you going to invite him around?"

"No." Sasuke shook his head. "Neji invited Naruto to his place. There's no way..."

"You're giving up so easily?" Itachi mocked gasped.


Sasuke fumed as Itachi smirked at him.

"Hey," Kisame had just come out of the toilet. He shuffled over to the opposite couch and flopped down, looking tired.

"My little Otouto has a crush on Kyuubi," Itachi announced. Kisame and Itachi chuckled in unison at the blushing Sasuke.

"Shut up, fish boy," Sasuke hissed, throwing a pillow. It hit Kisame on the head.

Kisame rubbed his head.

Sasuke then proceeded to tackle his brother on the sofa, shoving him down and starting to search his pants. Kisame's eyes widened. Itachi smirked with amusement at his little brother fumbling with his trousers.

"What are you doing, hm?" Itachi chuckled.

"UCHIHACEST!" Kisame squealed, a definite pink invading his blue skin. He took out a mobile phone and started taking pictures.

Sasuke and Itachi both blinked, staring at Kisame. They'd have never pinned him for an Uchihacest fan... wait... Uchihacest?!?!?!!?

"GROSS!" Sasuke yelled, realizing he was straddling Itachi. Itachi wriggled his hips, making Sasuke blush. Sasuke smacked him. "I'm looking for the Naruto chibi you bought the other day, so I can burn it because Naruto belongs to me and ONLY me!"

"Wait...!" Itachi gasped as Sasuke's hands wriggled under his pants.

"Gahaaaaaa!" Kisame was having major nosebleed troubles.

"FOUND IT!" Sasuke said triumphantly. Itachi had apparantly hidden the Naruto-chibi in his underwear. He also found something else... "Kisame-chibi?!!?"

Itachi wasn't smirking anymore. "Give it back."

Sasuke quickly dropped the fish-like chibi, with a look of horror and disgust on his face.

"You had FISH in your underwear!?"




Itachi merely shrugged as Kisame and Sasuke stared at him.

"Go find your little Naruto, and bring him back, ne?"

Itachi had already begun to push Sasuke towards the front door, while he protested loudly. "NO!"

"Come on Sasuke..."

"No no no no!" Sasuke put his hands and feet on the doorway, trying to push himself back into the house. Itachi groaned and tried to push him out. Kisame came over to help Itachi.

"Let me and your older brother have some alone time..." He huskily said.

Sasuke's eyes widened and he fell through the doorway. He stared as the taller Kisame wrapped himself around Itachi.

Seconds later the door slammed shut in his face.

There was a thud from the other side of the door, and lots of moaning noises could be heard.


Sasuke got to his feet and sprinted.

"Guess... I might as well... go find... Naruto..." He sighed pathetically to himself.

Hyuuga Hiashi was having one hell of a bad day.

First of all, his daughter, Hinata, had come home with a very dangerous demon Gaara. Hinata and Gaara. His daughter was in love with... the Shukaku demon holder. That dangerous boy Gaara.

They were up in Hinata's room right now. Gaara and Hinata.

Hinata and Gaara.

So, naturally, Hiashi went to find his dearly beloved cousin for reassurement that someone decent and worthy would be able to lead the Hyuuga clan. Neji is sensible. He will find a nice girl. He's a strong boy. A smart boy.

He opened Neji's door, only to see Neji embracing a Kyuubi demon holder instead.



He sighed to himself.

This was one hell of a bad day, and he didn't know how to deal with this.

Since when did Hyuuga's bring home Demon lovers?

The doorbell rang.

At least Hanabi... there is hope for her... He wearily got up to answer the front door. Why couldn't they bring home more suitable lovers... like Sai. He was a nice boy. Or Shikamaru... he's smart.

They could've picked a Nara, Inuzuka, Aburame, Haruno...

He opened the door.


He almost fell head over heels to greet the most suitable lover on earth.

"Thank gods you're here!" Hiashi said, trying not to look overly-pleased. Maybe he's come to court Hinata or Neji!

"Hyuuga-sama," Sasuke greeted.

"Your hair has grown longer," Hiashi said, looking pleased. Sasuke ignored him. Ah, he has long hair. He will fit perfectly into the Hyuuga clan...

"I'm looking for Neji, please." Sasuke said firmly, breezing past Hiashi and into the Hyuuga household.

He cleared his throat, and calmed himself down.

"Neji ah. I see," Hiashi grinned. If Neji marries an Uchiha, it will be fantastic for the Hyuuga clan.

"Yes. I have something... important to talk to him about." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Where is he?"

"I'll get him. Do, take a seat."

Sasuke sat down as Hiashi disappeared up the stairs.

Neji frowned, slightly irritated at the blonde.

He was trying to seduce Naruto into a simple hug, but clearly Naruto wasn't allowing him.

"Neji... let's play a game," Naruto whined, trying to get away from Neji's touches. How irritating.

Neji sighed, then smirked. "Alright. We'll play a game. A strip game..."

The door suddenly opened.

"Hiashi," Neji scowled at the interruption. He had just managed to grab Naruto and was about to strip him of his shirt. Naruto wriggled away from his grip.

"Stop fooling around with that boy," Hiashi frowned. "You have a visitor downstairs."


Neji let go of Naruto and smoothed his shirt. He followed Hisashi down the staircase, followed by a cheerful Naruto who looked relieved that he wasn't going to be molested.

Sasuke was sitting on the sofa. I'll take Naruto away from Neji. Yes. That's my fantastic plan. Thank you Itachi.

He heard someone and looked up, searching for a blonde dobe. Instead, he saw a young girl.

"...Sasuke Uchiha!" She gasped sweetly.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, and blinked at the same time. An amazing feat.

"Hanabi?" He remembered her name. She was Hinata's younger sister.

Hanabi smiled sweetly and tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear, blushing.

"You grew your hair, Sasuke-kun!"

"My hair..? Oh.. yes..." Sasuke said mildly. He had not cutten it yet. He'll keep it for Naruto.

"It's pretty... can I... can I touch it?"

"I uh... suppose so..." Sasuke muttered, not wanting to deny the sweet look on Hanabi's face.

Hanabi lit up and squealed delightedly.

Oh my god! Oh my god! Hanabi cheered to herself.

She had seen Sasuke coming over to the Hyuuga house ages ago, using her Byakugan.

THE Sasuke Uchiha.

The loveheart of all little girl's dreams. Hanabi had a secret crush on Sasuke herself. It must've been destiny that he was sitting there, in her house.

She got closer to Sasuke and reached out to touch his hair.

So smooth, so black. It was a differant black to the Hyuuga hair. His hair was just... black.

His eyes looked slightly confused. Hanabi smiled.

I'll kiss him! He won't be able to resist me! So Hanabi leaned forward quickly and placed her lips onto Sasuke's lips, hoping for magic.

HOLY CRAP. Sasuke's eyes widened.

At that very choice moment in time, Naruto, Neji and Hiashi entered.

"Sasuke?!" Naruto yelled, looking confused.

Hanabi decided to clamp Sasuke into a massive hug. "Sasuke-kun!" She squealed. Sasuke struggled to shove her off.

Neji smirked, watching.

"It was an accident!" Sasuke insisted.

"Hanabi and Sasuke...?" Hiashi looked pleased. Proud. "I was under the impression you were here to see Neji, but I suppose Hanabi is better suited..."

"I'm here for Naruto!" Sasuke yelled, finally snapping.


"Naruto." Sasuke said firmly. He stood up and held out his hand. "Come."

Naruto blinked with confusion. "M-me...? B-but..."

"Dobe. I'm not leaving without you."


Itachi's words came floating back into Sasuke's mind. He doesn't understand anything unless you TELL him... directly... Finally, his brother had told him something useful. He smirked, and looked at Naruto with alluring black eyes. "Because," He said huskily. "I love you."

Hanabi ran off.

Naruto's blue eyes opened. "Y-you do..."

"Dobe," Sasuke muttered. "Come."

He smirked as Neji stood aghast, as Naruto went over to take Sasuke's hand. Sasuke dragged the whimpering and confused Naruto out of the doorway.

"Naruto!" Neji yelled after them. "NARUTO...!!"

Hiashi couldn't handle this.

Not only was he disappointed that Sasuke wasn't here for the Hyuuga to court, but he was here to court Naruto.

Hiashi almost fainted on the spot, and had to lean against the chair for support. "I need.. water..." He muttered. He hobbled off to the kitchen.

Today was still hell.

He entered the kitchen, only to find Gaara promptly making out with Hinata against the kitchen counter.

"Hinata!" He choked.

Was there no place for salvation.


Review if that was ok... LOL.

i feel sorry for hiashi. he's a little OOC, but thats cus hinata and neji both brought home gaara and naruto. HELLO? Shock-to-the-world or no? lol

so much work.

xx keiji