Title: Yours And My Secret
Author: Ugly.Beautiful
Genre: Romance / Humor
Rating: T for suggestive themes
Pairing: Sasuke x OC, slight Kakashi x Sakura, Naruto x OC (mention of a past Naruto x Gaara)
Spoilers: None
Summary: In which boys will be boys (and occasionally girls) and missions suck ass.
Word Count: 506
Warnings: There will be cross-dressing from the male and female genders as well as some gender-confusion and a misuse of the Sexy jutsu. Also some bi-ness from our Kyuubi holder

Disclaimer: If you don't recognize the character, chances are I own them. Otherwise, it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. The part of the summery stating "boys will be boys, and occasionally girls" belongs to a quote from Vampire Game by Judal.

"You know," Sakura mused, pausing to grab the headband Suri dropped on the table, "this mission wasn't so bad."

"I agree," Sasuke panted, releasing Suri's lips long enough to answer. They were sprawled on the couch where they had first met.

"Mmmm, yeah. I like Snow Country boys," Naruto (still in girl form) moaned as the two teammates of Suri (introduced as Yuuhi and Tre) each sucked on a different side of his neck.


"How long do you thing they'll suck face," Naruto panted, crossing his arms and frowning cutely. He wanted to get back to his customers inside.

"I can keep you company, sweetie," one of Suri's teammates said, sliding in bedside him. His short auburn ponytail rested against his neck and his green eyes sparkled.

"And what about you, honey?" The other one added, ragged blonde hair half covering hazel eyes, wandering in beside Sakura.

"This honey is taken, I'm afraid," Kakashi cut in, pulling an unresisting Sakura up against his side.

"Or not," he mumbled, sliding in to Naruto's other side. "Name's Tre and his," he added, jerking his thumb at the other boy, "is Yuuhi."

"You're not going to fight over me are you?" Naruto sighed. "Because there's enough of me to go around, you know."

"Hey wait," Yuuhi said, glancing at the (still) snogging couple behind him. "You are a girl, right?"

"At the moment I am," Naruto answered, flipping a pigtail over his shoulder.

The two boys looked at each other and apparently came to an agreement. "Works for us," they both said at the same time, before leaning in to kiss any bare skin they could reach.


"Hey, Kakashi-sensei," Naruto said, wedging one knee in between Tre's legs as he straddled him and letting his hand wander under Yuuhi's shirt. "We should travel to Snow Country more often."

"Mm-hm," Kakashi murmured as Sakura tied Suri's headband over his eyes before she leaned down to leave a trail of hickies down his neck. "I will definitely see about that."

"What do you think, Suri?" Yuuhi asked, before leaning down to capture Naruto's lips.

"Yeah, you think it's alright if this… fine shinobi," Tre paused to moan as Naruto moved his knee just right, "come visit us?"

"I'm not sure," she answered. At Sasuke's incredulous, slightly panicked expression, she laughed and ruffled his hair. "Only if my little bird comes with them, ne?"

Sasuke blushed when his friends giggled. It only deepened when Suri flicked his nose.

"What do you say, little bird?" Suri asked, running her fingers through his hair. "Will you come visit us in Snow Country?"

"Well, you know, I do have a vacation coming up," he said. "I think we can squeeze in a visit… or a whole vacation."

She nodded authoritatively. "That sounds like a good plan. We have much more… interesting… brothels in Snow Country."

"Good," Sasuke murmured, leaning down to press her into the couch and kissing her again. "Because I'm going to take you to every single one of them."

A/N: I have nothing to say about this.