Holy crap, I actually wrote shounen-ai. I don't know why I did it (seeing how I only see these two as brothers), but when I couldn't bring in the whole cast into this poem, well, I just did it. Probably sucks since this is my first attempt at shounen-ai and I don't even like shounen-ai unless it's canon.
Looking at last year's Inuyasha Christmas one shot, looks like scenes involving guys and mistletoe are the only things I can write for the holidays.
Takes place before Sasuke becomes so horribly emo that he gets to be at the top of my most hated character list. On the plus side, the filler season is officially over in Febuary! YAY!
Twas the night before Christmas, in the village of leaves
Sasuke wished they'd go away, just this day oh please!
Sasuke was angsting, trying to mind his own biz
But was constantly chased by those damn fangirls of his
They all had mistletoe, abusing the day
An excuse to molest him, too bad he's gay
Of course Ino's in front, goddamnit she's pushy
She kicked the other girls, one right in the tushy
But Sakura fought back, can't lose to the boar!
She shoved her down hard, Ino's face hit the floor
It turned to a fight, all the girls got involved
None could go further, Sasuke's problem was solved
But no, some got out, and chasing resumed
He had to hide fast, or else he'd be doomed
He jumped through a window with a burst of speed
The girls didn't see him, alas! He was freed!
He then just realized, he's at Naruto's place
And there was the blonde, staring right at his face
All alone on Christmas, what a sad looking guy!
(It wouldn't be so if Hinata wasn't shy)
"What the heck is this?" Naruto loudly said
Grabbing it off Sasuke's back and held it overhead
A mistletoe a girl must've dropped on him
Sasuke cursed at Naruto for being so dim
Sasuke found strangely that he didn't really care
Telling Naruto the tradition would only be fair
Sasuke kissed Naruto, and they liked the feeling
They weren't alone, that thought sent them reeling
The two were together, together felt right
Merry Christmas to them, and they had a good night
y awesome, and TV was worth wasting your time on.