Because Naruto is totally the type to use cheesy pickup lines…

Disclaimer: I, being of sound body and mind, admit that I have no ownership over any of the characters of the television show as well as the graphic novel "Naruto." Any characters used in this fanfiction solely belong to Kishimoto Masashi. The only thing that belongs to me is the plot and I barely even own that. No profit is being made off of this story in anyway.


"Did it hurt?"

The question cut through the silent air of the darkened apartment, snapping the atramentous-coloured haired boy out of his reverie. Looking up at the blonde, silent question filled his eye, as a look of confusion covered his face.

"Did what hurt?"

Naruto grinned.

Sasuke look of confusion changed to one of disbelief. His realized his mistake the moment the words left his mouth, only to have his understanding emphasized by Naruto's grin.

Surely Naruto couldn't possibly be so… so moronic as to use such a cheesy and out dated pickup line like that…? Not to mention on his own boyfriend.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Sasuke stood corrected. Rather, Sasuke face-planted and sweat dropped corrected.

"You dobe," Sasuke mumbled, before reaching out and grabbing the blonde's collar. "Did you really think you could get away with pulling stuff like that on me?" With that said, Sasuke pulled Naruto towards him, as his lips connected with his in an innocently sweet kiss.

As the two pulled a way, a cocky grin worked it's way onto Naruto's face.

"But it got its desired effect, didn't it?"


Naruto fell to the floor, holding his cheek in pain as a smear of red worked it's way across his face.


Indeed, Sasuke had just bitch slapped him.

::Zannen desu ne.::


Short, I know… but it got the desired effect… Plus, it is the very first yaoi-ish story I have ever written, even if there isn't that much in it… I'll try harder next time… but until then, let me explain one thing. I am completely aware that the sentence "Sasuke face-planted and sweat dropped corrected." is probably very grammatically incorrect. It's like that, more or less, on purpose... So please don't bug me about it, because... Well, frankly my dears, I don't give a damn.