Title: NEVER Let Yami Drive A School Bus

Genre: Humor

Author: The Female Pharaoh

Rating: T

Disclaimer: Do I even HAVE to go there? I DO NOT OWN YGO, CHUCK E. CHEESE'S or JELL-O!!


Summary: Yami needed a job, so he decided to become a school bus driver. Oh, those poor babies….XD


CHAPTER ONE: TO DRIVE A BUS OR WORK FOR KAIBA?

"NOOOO!!! Aibou, PLEASE reconsider! I will never do that again…I PROMISE!!", yelled a begging Yami as he was being dragged out of the Kame Game Shop by a determined Yuugi.

"Sorry, Yami, but you should have thought about that before you ran up the cable bill to $2,563.12! I mean, honestly, Yami-what possessed you to watch all those Pay-Per-View movies anyways?!", yelled a pissed-off Yuugi.

"I was BORED, Yuugi! At least you get to go to school. I had to sit in that damn house listening to your Grandpa sniffing and bawling over some soap operas! Your grandpa is worse that a woman in that area!"

Yami was getting paranoid as he saw Yuugi drag him to the employment office.

Yep, you guessed it…Yami had to get a J.O.B. to pay for those PPV's!

Yuugi gave his a choice: go to the employment office or work for Kaiba. You know Yami: his pride was at stake, so Kaiba was out of the question!

So, they arrived in the office, signed-in and were going over the list of jobs that were available.

"Yuugi, here is one…how about I become a police officer or a security guard?", Yami asked, showing the paper to Yuugi.

"No good, Yami. You have to take some test to be a cop.", Yuugi said.

"What? Do you not think that I would pass this test", Yami asked with an arched eyebrow.

" It is not your intelligence I am worried about, Yami…it's your temper that scares me. Knowing you, you would end up sending criminals to the Shadow Realm instead of to jail.", Yuugi said worriedly.

"That is where they belong, Aibou! That is how we handled criminals when I was Pharaoh!", Yami yelled in righteous indignation.

People who were in the employment office stopped what they were doing to stare at the tri-colored duo.

"Yami!", Yuugi said in a loud whisper. "One: keep your voice down…we ARE in a public place, you know. Two: that was how it was in your time and during your reign, but here…YOU CAN'T! Now, let's skip the police officer and security guard….and any other position that has something to do with law enforcement. Please, just choose something else!"

Yami sighed and looked at the papers again. He ram across the position of Concession Sales Clerk at the Domino City Movie Theatre. (A/N: Just go with it, okay?)

"Yuugi, I can work here! Handing snacks to customers is my thing!" Yami said excitedly.

Yuugi, on the other hand, looked worried.

"Usually, that job would be great for normal people. However, we are talking about YOU, Yami…we do not need you near temptation. You KNOW that you will eat all those candies, end up sugar-high, and end up causing chaos. Just like you did at my birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's three years ago (A/N: I do not own that, either!)

"I…I don't know what you're talking about", stammered a blushing Yami.

"WHAT?!" Yuugi whispered exasperatedly. "You were so sugar-high you TRIED to catch the guy in the Chuck E. Cheese outfit with a giant mousetrap that you conjured up from the Shadow Realm! I think you scarred that man for life!"

"Okay, I said I was sorry for that one, sheesh! Now how about being a fast food cook?" asked Yami.

"Yami, you can't even make ice. You can't boil water. You even set JELL-O on fire, for Kami's sake! You DO remember that Grandpa banned you from the kitchen after you almost damned-near killed us with the hot chocolate you made us last month!" Yuugi said with a frowning face.

"What? You asked for hot chocolate and I made it for you and Gramps. I just wanted to surprise you by making it from melted chocolate rather than that powdered crap Joey used. What was wrong with the Ra-damned chocolate?!" asked an annoyed Yami.

"YOU MADE IT FROM CHOCOLATE EX-LAX, YOU BAKA! We had the runs for two days because of that! If you would have asked, I would have told you where to get it. It was in the kitchen cabinet above the sink, but no, you got it from the MEDICINE CABINET!" said an upset Yuugi quietly.

"OK! OK! Enough already. I will not do the cooking, ok? Now, about….", Yami was suddenly cut off mid-sentence with someone over the intercom.

"WE HAVE A POSITION FOR A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER FOR DONIMO CITY I.S.D. AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME. YOU MUST HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE AND A CLEAR CRIMINAL BACKGROUND. PLEASE APPLY AT THE FROMT DESK. WE ALSO HAVE A POSITION FOR SCHOOL BUS MONITOR. SAME REQUIREMENTS APPLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION."

"Well, Yami, how about that? You will be in authority over the school kids and I can be the bus monitor, so we can spend more time together while making money at the same time!" Yuugi said in total exuberance.

Yami, thinking it over, decide to apply for the job, as had Yuugi. They were both happy that they were hired. After taking the physical and after Yami has gotten his driver's license converted to a Class B-CDL, they were told to report to the bus lot the next morning at 6:00 a.m.!

Grandpa was thrilled about their new jobs and wished them the best of luck. After dinner, they went to bed to get lots of rest for their big day.

"I am just driving some school kids to school and back home. Hah! This job will be cake", Yami said before drifting off to sleep…

OK, this is the first chapter and I pray that I can have another one up soon.

Please note that this is my first attempt at writing a frantic, so please review so I would know what I did right, so I can continue. I also would like to know how to make it better if it sounded bad.

Please R/R!

Thanks!