Title: NEVER Let Yami Drive a School Bus

Rated: T

Genre: Humor:

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Chapter 5: A Lesson Learned…or was it?
It took Yami all of five seconds for his brain to process the fact that he just send children to the Shadow Realm. Now Yami was panicking up a storm. He turned to Yuugi, who also cannot believe that Yami did that either!

" SHIT, YUUGI! I am going to be fired for sure now. I am so gonna be fired for this!" Yelled Yami.

"FIRED?! Yami, you had better pray to every god you know that we do not end up prosecuted for this. I cannot BELIVE that you did that shit, Yami! What are we gonna do now?!" yelled a panicking Yuugi, whose on a verge of a nervous breakdown.

Yami had an idea. (A/N: Yami…had an IDEA? Aw, Shit! RUN!)

"Yuugi, this may not seem hopeless at it looks. We can get some help with this."

"Yeah, a lawyer, because we're so going to jail for this" said Yuugi.

"No. not a lawyer, Yuugi, but another yami. I can call and ask Bakura for help."

Yuugi looked at Yami like he grew three heads.

"ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE, YAMI?!"

"WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE, YUUGI? It is either that or jail!"

After Yuugi calmed down, Yami took out his cell phone and dialed the Bakura residence.

After six rings, a sleepy, disgruntled voice answered, "Bakura residence, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!"

"Bakura? It's Yami. Look, I am so sorry for waking you up this early, but I need your help." Bakura laughed softly,

"So, the almighty Pharaoh is asking this lowly tomb-robber so assistance. What did you do this time-blow up the microwave?"

"NO, you baka! Stop trying to be funny!" growled Yami as he explained the situation to Bakura.

Yuugi was listening nervously to the conversation.

"Alight Pharaoh, I will assist you, but you so owe for this! You know where my house is…I will be waiting!" The line went dead.

Yami told Yuugi that Bakura was gonna help them. Yuugi was not too happy with that, but right now, that was all they had was Bakura.

Suddenly, the Dispatcher called Yami again on the radio: Yami answered it. "Yami, you are over thirty minutes late. Where are you? Are you broke down or something?"

"Negative, Dispatch. I had a satiation regarding the behavior problem, but it is settled now" Yami stated.

"Yami, your bus seems awfully quiet. What are the children doing? Playing the quiet game?"

"Yeah, 10-4...some shit like that. Gotta go, Yami out."

Yuugi was nervous as they approached Bakura's house. Yami opened the passenger door to let a disheveled, just-got-out-of-bed Bakura inside the bus. Bakura looked around and saw Ichiro and Mokuba giving him frightened looks.

Bakura chanted with his Millennium Ring and Yami did the same with the Puzzle. Sennen Eyes appeared on their foreheads.

Suddenly, there wad a flash of light.

When the light cleared, there were Sakura, Serena, and Hikaru

(A/N: In case you're wondering, the other student, Sumiko, was hiding under the seats is terror the whole time. She is a good kid)

They were still bound and gagged with Shadow bindings. Their eyes were wide with fear and teary.

"NOW, " started Yami, "Will you now behave, or do you wish to go back to the Shadow Realm for another thirty minutes? Your choice."

They all shook their heads.

Bakura smirked and said, "Then I highly suggest that you do as you are told. If I send you to the Shadow Realm, YOU WILL NOT SEE THIS SIDE OF LIFE EVER AGAIN, SO GET YOUR FUCKING ACTS STRAIGHT! IF YAMI SO MUCH AS TELL ME THAT YOU BLINKED FUNNY I WILL BE BACK AND THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY, UNDERSTAND?"

They all nodded fiercely.

"I THOUGHT SO."

Bakura walked off the bus, telling Yami "you owe me BIG for this".

Yami removed the Shadow bindings from the kids. They were so scared that they did not utter so much as an alphabet.

Sakura was so glad to be back she cried buckets. "MR. ATEMU…MR. YUUGI, SIR…I AM SOOO SOOOORRRYYYY!!!! WAAAAAAHHHH! I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER AGAIN!!"

Sakura,with her brother, Hikaru, were so grateful to be back that they said they will behave for now on.

"Man, I rather be grounded for life than go back to the Shadow Realm! I thought I was going to die in there!" said Hikaru with is voice breaking.

Sakura agreed with her brother. Yami accepted their apologies, as had Yuugi. Then they continued onto the school. Once there, they ran off the bus if utter joy!

Mokuba and Ichiro were the last ones to get off, as well as Sumiko.

"Wow! That was awesome, guys! Uh, can you do something about Ichiro's hair?"

Yami nodded and the Sennen Eye appeared again ion his forehead. In a flash, Ichiro's hair was fully restored.

Ichiro hugged Yami and Yuugi and said he will ride the bus home after school. Kaiba came to the school to find Mokuba safe and sound.

He thanked Yami and Yuugi for ensuring his safety. He then took Mokuba inside. Yami and Yuugi went onto Yuugi's school.

Yuugi kissed Yami and said, "Are you sure you can handle this job, Yami?"

Yami's ruby eyes met Yuugi's amethyst ones. "As long as I got you and Shadow Powers, I will be ONE KICK-ASS DRIVER! Now go on to school! Have a good day!

Yuugi ran into the school to meet up with Joey and company. Yami smiled and drove the school bus back to the bus lot to await the evening shift.

"Yeah, this job is stressful as hell, but worth it. I think I will like being a school bus driver. Now, if they get out of line again, I know the best discipline in the world that is 100 percent effective….

….THE SHADOW REALM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


THE END...OR IS IT?
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Is a sequel inorder?

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