hmfan24: So, Itachi, how does it feel to find out your brother is gay?

Itachi: He's not gay!

hmfan:Uh-huh... Hinata, your cousin is gay.

Hinata: I know. :blushes:

hmfan: Sandsibs...

Temari/Kankuro: We know...

hmfan: That concludes this session of "My Brother/Cousin is a Fag" support group. Now let's move on to the cookies and punch, shall we?

They Meet Again

Neji nearly jumped out of his seat hearing the sharp monotone voice of the figure beside him. He looked over to his right to see the boy tucking something inside his pocket. Their eyes met. Uchiha Sasuke smirked, giving a taunting glare to Neji.

"What the hell do I care if your name is Uchiha Sasuke." Then a bell rang in his head. He was Uchiha Sasuke of the Uchiha Co., rival to his family's Co. He didn't even want to remember. From the first time they met, he knew he was gay. Not the girly kind of gay, but the kind of gay where they just don't click with girls. Now, he shivered, his old pal Lee was another story.

Sasuke knew he remembered, they grew up together, it'd only been a few years since they last saw each other. They even...What are the chances of them getting on the same airplane, "Neji-kun," he said in a seductive tone. He smirked at the blush he saw appear, "Neji-kun, don't say you don't care." He rested his hand on the sweaty palms of Neji.

The Hyuuga jerked his hands back, but Sasuke clutched harder, "Ma'am!" He tried to draw attention to himself by waving . The stewardess smirked, turning around to serve another passenger.

"What happened, Neji-kun, I thought you liked it when I held your hand." Just as Sasuke started to relax, Neji snatched his hand away.

"I'm not gay anymore, you fag!" he shouted a little too loudly. Talk about making a scene. The whole plane went silent. One person coughed.


Naruto followed Gaara all the way downstairs. They stood in line, waiting for a new room, "Why'd you tell me to get out...?" he grinned, "My girlfriend doesn't even talk to me like that."

"...die." the freshman gritted his teeth, "die, die die...just drop dead." He chanted, wishing it would come true.

The blond grinned wider, "After all, how could you say that to a roommate? We're going to be with each other for four years." And he wondered why he was friendless throughout high school...junior high...and damn near his whole life.

The red head wanted to scream. Four fucking years with this idiot? I barely even sleep, why do I even need a room? Due to his hazardous sleepwalking problem, it was nearly impossible to fall asleep without hurting someone. That's why...that's why he was different. His brother always called him sensitive. His sister always protected him. His mother died for him. His father nearly killed him.

Naruto shook his head, "Your just not a people person either, are you?" He heard no response, "Good, cause you're in luck. I'm the ultimate people person!"

Just as they were at the front wo people entered the room behind them and joined in the line, "I can't believe we're going to the exact same school!" A ticked off Hyuuga shouted behind them. "In the fuckin' exact same room!" He skipped the line to the front, "I need a room change pronto!" He was so mad veins began to pop.

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, this is an all boy school, I am afraid," the dorm counselor cringed as he was pulled by the collar.

"I'm a man, damnit! My name is Hyuuga Neji, yes the Hyuuga Neji. Owner of several chains of businesses. My Uncle and I would be happy to sue you for multiple counts of indirect harassment and indecent exposure. Now you better give me my new room!"

"Hey!" The red head boy pulled his shoulder back. The Hyuuga blushed at how close they were. Naruto wanted to gag and Sasuke held his fist in a ball. Frustration. Infatuation. Disgust. Jealousy.

hmfan: Short, but oh well. See, GLL, I pull through. Now, people, now you have seen the facts.

Itachi: He is not-...

hmfan: Shhh... it's okay, Itachi, that's what we're here for. It's obvious that Sasuke likes Hinata's cousin.

Hinata: He's lying. He is still gay. :deeply enjoying the story:

hmfan: I'm glad you've accepted the fact, Hinata-chan. Maybe you can teach Itachi.

Temari: You still haven't proven Gaara to be gay.

Kankuro: He's already has the signs of a gay.

Temari: How would you know?

hmfan: Stay tuned for another episode of 'Partay!' (hope you liked it, GLL. Where's my ten dollars? I want you to update my seven dollar story.)