The Original poem by Dan Clark
He's teaching her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said,
"Now that's addition."
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
"Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, and she kissed him,
And both together smiled and said,
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and
He kicked that kid three blocks away
And said, "That's long division!"
Thought I'd post the real poem here too for those who don't know it. It can also be found in Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul II on pg. 8
Teehee Dad Lady Bishop, I thought that was a pretty good match but who knows.