Guidelines and Eyetwitches
Disclaimer: I do not own any recognizable characters or plot lines... those belong to Square Enix. I also had a lot of help from Aeron... one of my very good friends.
AN: This story was written because of a set of guidelines written by Aeron... she also helped write a lot of my jokes for this story. I would also like to say sorry, to any Cloti's who may read this. In which case they shouldn't. I make a lot of really mean comments about her. Please don't hurt me.
My eye was twitching. Frantically. Yuffentine? Help me.
"Oh my gawd. You read Yuffentine!" Tifa's voice came from behind me.
"No, I don't."
"Yes, apparently you do," Tifa said, pointing at the screen.
"This is a very good writer. His name is SydHywynd001."
"You know, you're usually paired with two people on these sites. Yuffie and me," Tifa said, giggling. "Which one do you like better?"
"I can't believe we're having this conversation," I said, putting a finger to my eye.
"I know, it's almost as bad as Cloti."
"Yes it is," I said, nodding.
"You know, Yuffentine's are kinda cute," Tifa smiled, "but you gotta make sure they're written right."
"Yeah. Like it's really fun to annoy you, but it must be done correctly."
"And you can't have too much Lovey Dovey stuff. Hugging might be okay, but absolutely NO kissing. That's bad," Tifa grinned.
I thought about laughing. Thought about it, but instead...
"Cute, Lovey Dovey," I mocked.
"Wait, there's more. Using pasts are good. Like Vincent, Lucrecia, Yuffie triangles," Tifa giggled.
Tifa grinned, "And the characters have to stay in character."
"Yeah. Like you've got a dry sense of humor and 'you must repent for your sins'.
"So I guess Yuffie's bratty and hyper," I suggested.
"What!?" Yuffie yelled, stomping in.
"You guys are talking about me, aren't you?"
"Absolutely," Tifa smirked.
"Ooh, you're reading Yuffentine!" Yuffie smiled, "I love those."
"You read Yuffentine?" I asked.
"Sure, it's way better that Clouffie or Valenwind."
"Pray tell, what it Valenwind?" I asked unhappily.
"Those are the worst," Tifa smiled.
"What is Valenwind?" I asked again.
"You and Cid," Yuffie replied.
"People like that?" I cringed.
"Sick enjoyment," Yuffie answered.
"Hey, do you think Lovey Dovey is okay with Tude's?" Yuffie stifled a giggle.
"No way! I know first hand that Rude only loves his EMR stick," Tifa smirked.
Rude entered grimly, "You're talking about me aren't you?"
"Yup," Yuffie smirked.
"Reno's the one who loves his EMR," Rude said.
"But he loves Elena," Yuffie smiled.
"There are guidelines for those too," Reno said, leaning on the door jamb.
"Like..." Tifa said.
"You have to have a better plot than Reno annoying Elena, and Lovey Dovey is definitely okay," Reno grinned.
"You love it, I know," Rude smirked.
"Lovey Dovey what?" Elena asked.
"We're making guidelines," Yuffie answered.
"Relena, you know, us," Reno put his arm around Elena.
"There is no us, you blithering idiot!" Elena yelled
"You know you like him, Elena," Yuffie smirked.
"No, I don't!"
"Then why haven't you moved his arm?" Tifa giggled.
"I haven't moved his..." She looked down at her shoulder, "Oh, so I haven't." She grinned, "But you know what's really fun. Reno, Elena, Tseng triangles."
"No way," Reno said, "You're all mine. It says so on your name tag."
Elena looked down at her name tag and read aloud, "Hello I am... PROPERTY OF RENO!" she yelled.
"How long has that been there?"
"Three months," Reno grinned.
"So that's why no one flirts with me anymore."
"You know, I hate how they put you two outta character," Tifa paused. "You guys are both good Turks. Elena, you're hot tempered and quick to react and Reno's calm. Everyone thinks it's the other way around."
"Yeah, I know," Yuffie smiled.
"You know, a really good Relena writer writes Cloriths too," Reno said.
"Oh, I love Clorith!" Tifa and Yuffie said in unision.
"But as always there are rules for those too," Elena said.
"Yeah, like I hate how I brood and Aerith helps. I'm not that incompetent," Cloud said, walking in and pushing past Rude and Elena (Who had inched closer throughout the conversation).
"Yeah, and many people potray us similarly," I said.
"We're nothing alike," Cloud said, "and Aerith is... was not perfect."
"So true," Tifa said, arms crossed.
"I wish people would stop dropping random 'I love you's into their stories," Yuffie rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, I know," Tifa said, "It's so cliche."
Cid walked in frowning. "I feel so left out," He looked at the screen, "Hey, I #$& wrote that! Didn't think anyone would #$& read that."
"Will the eye twitches ever stop?"
AN: Hope you liked it. To any Cloti's that read it after I told you not to, You can't hurt me. To the people that hated it and weren't Cloti's... BRING IT ON! Flames are gladly accepted because in my opinion, it's better that nothing. If you liked it... Review... tell me what you think...