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"Excuse me Miss, have you seen this guy around here?" The teen asked the olderish woman.

"Oh your lookin for Ash?" She asnwered "Hang on, I'll go get him for you."

"Ash get your ugly ass up. You got a visator." Jo told him.

"Who?" Ash asked rubbing his eyes.

"I don't know never seen her before." Jo answered before leaving him to go back out to the bar. "He'll be out in a second."

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Where hell you been kid, Hell?" Ash rang from the door.

"Nice to see you to Ash. And yeah I'm pretty sure I've been living in hell for the past five or so years." She answered walking over to Ash and giving him a hug.

"Seriously, this day just keeps on getting better and better." Dean said walking through the door to see Ash and some chick hugging "Never thought I'd see that. Damn Ash she's even hot!"

"Dean, Sam, Ellen, Jo this. This is my little sister, Jaid." Ash finished.

"Hi." Jaid spoke a little annoyingly cheery.

"Dude, how did you get a hot sister?" Dean asked, looking Jaid over then back to Ash.

"Guess I just lucked out. Um hate to ask but you think I could get some whiskey?" She asked looking at Ellen.

"No. You're barly 18!" Ash yelled shocked.

"In human years." She said before she thought. "Opps..."

"Did you just say in human years?" Sam asked, swallowing the droll that had stithered from the back of his throat just lookin at her.

"Sammy, go get my mashedy from the car. She's a fang." Dean answered narrowing his eyes.

"Dude, it's not what you think. I'm not like them, I don't kill, never have. I swear on my grave dude." She said holding herhands up in deffence "Please don't kill me!"

"Dean she might be like Lenore and her clan. We can at least give her a fighting chance." Sam bargened.

"Fine. But one slip up and I'm killin her." Dean said walking away from her to the bathrooms.

"Thanks." She breathed. "So your Johns boys?"

"You knew our dad?" Sam asked, "Can I get a beer Ellen?"

"Ya, I'm sorry. I heard a few days back what happened. Ellen do you have juke box?" She asked the bar maid.

"Ya back in the corner." She answered.

Jaid got up and walked over, she sensced Sam stalking her back into the corner.

"How'd you know our dad?"

"I had run in with him, gave me this scar." She said peeling of her shirt to show him, the disgustingly long scar running down her back "This of course was when I was all bady and evil."

"If our dad ran into you, why arn't you dead?" Sam asked his coriousity getting the better of him.

"Well, he was trapt I guess by my clan, I got him out if he promised not to kill me. Well I guess he didn't kill me, but he sure as hell snapped me bakc into gear." She answered smiling.

"Your so beautiful. How are you even possibly close to being related to Ash?" Sam asked flashing her his cutest dimple smile.

"Well Sam, if I told you then I'd have to kill you." She answered flashing the same smile back to him. Then it disappeared as Dean came around the corner.

"Sammy what the hell are you doing!" Dean stomped over to where the were.

"Dean, we're just talking." Sam answered, chuckling taking a sip of his beer.

"Yeah Dean. We're just having a little chat, no need to panic. I here was just tellin Sammy the time you're father saved my life." She answerd.

"Keep your filthy hands of my brother. Do you hear me?" Dean asked, all to seriously.

"Know what fun would that be?" She asked sarcasticly.

"Dean it's okay. I can handle myself thanks. Why don't you go flirt with Jo for a bit, she looks a little lonley." Sam quiped, iratidly.

Dean sighed and walked over to the bar, where he kept a close eye on the two of them.

"Overprotective?" She asked eyeing Dean up.

"Nah, not really." Sam answered so sarcasticly.

"How did such a kind beautiful man ever become related to that?"

"The same why your related to Ash." Sam answered chuckling.

"Excuse me Sam. But I think I'm gonna have to steal her away for a bit." Ash intrupted.

"Aww, Ash. I was totally gonna just rape his mouth dude. This better be important." She said winking at Sam.

Sam just started to walk back to the bar. Where a very pissed off Dean was waiting.

"What the hell are you thinking. The only time you think with you're down stairs brain, and you go after a freakin vampire." Dean growled out.

"What sorry, I was basking in beautiness of that woman." Sam teased. "Just because she's a vampire doesn't make her an evil, skanky son-of-a-bitch."

"If you can prove me wrong in the next 24 hours you can keep her, if not we blow this joint and you never, ever see her again."

"Deal." Sam said as the shock on it.

Okay heres my new twisted piece of work. I don't know what happen to Ashes family and it was buggen me so I decide to do this. Does anyone now Ashes last name? Review Please.