Chapter Two: Motheater III and Fish

Three days later the Teen Titans realized that there were two large mobs outside their house. At that moment in time Raven realized that she wanted to be insane.

Raven renamed herself Motheater III, Grand Ruler of The Democratic Republic of Justice. She then became automatic public enemy #1 of The Rest Of United States. Raven responded to this by blowing a raspberry and farting in their direction.

Raven, I mean Motheater III held a Teen Titans meeting and renamed everyone. Robin was named Pretzelface vonStrudel and was elected her second-in-command. Starfire was named Eastern Onionbreath and since she was eastern thrown to the Chocolate Thunderbelly Shark Motheater kept as a pet. Cyborg was named Dum-Dum and became her pet parrot. Beast Boy kept his name but Motheater added a silent q. Pretzelface (distraught that his girlfriend had been fed to sharks), Dum-Dum(wearing a feathered hat), Beast Boyq, and Onionbreath(she had dropped the eastern after being mangled by sharks) all left unhappy.

Around that same time the Atlantic Ocean suddenly disappeared. This formed an omega continent. The Civil War then went global and became World War III. Europe, Africa, and the rest of North America joined The Rest Of The United States, which was renamed The Rest Of The United States, Europe, Africa, Asia, And North America (TROTUSEAAANA). South America became a neutral state and all the Eskimos went to live their because the artic and Antarctic regions of the world had been taken over by freakishly large penguins. Spain merged with Pickles and so they spoke in both Spanish and English all over the country.

Motheater then married Killer Moth and they had a little mothboy named Flamgurt. Beast Boyq was very angry.

On day Beast Boyq was so angry, he turned into a fish. The only problem was when he turned into a fish (whose memory lasts only three seconds.) he forgot everything within three seconds. He just sat in the bowl he had gotten for himself and did nothing. Then he noticed his reflection in the glass.

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Then Beast Boyq remembered who he was.

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Then he forgot.

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And so this lasted for all eternity. Well, actually it lasted until Flamgurt found Beast Boyq and slapped some sense into him. From then on Beastboyq no longer hated Flamgurt. Killer Moth was still open gameā€¦