WAY'S TO ANNOY JACK!

By TRE' COOL'S GIRL!

1. TELL HIM CHARLIE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM.

2. PLAY DEAD. WHEN HE'S LEANING OVER YOU YELL GOTCHA!!!

3. TELL HIM YOU'VE MET JELLY FISH WHO WERE BETTER DOCTORS.

4. HIDE HIS TEDDY BEAR

5. TELL HIM SAWYER DID IT.

6. SCREAM CAVE IN!!! IN HIS EAR.

7. MIMIC HIS SCREAMS FOR WEEKS.

8. WHEN HE'S SLEEPING, USE A MARKER AND

DRAW A TATTOO OF A HART THAT SAYS SAWYER/JACK FOR EVER.

9. PUSH HIM DOWN THE HATCH.

10. TELL HIM SAWYER DID IT.

11. TELL HIM YOU KNOW A GOOD PLASTIC

SURGEON WHO COULD FIX HIS FACE...

12. YELL AT HIM IN FRONT OF KATE.

13. WRITE HIM A THEM SONG IN THE TUNE OF

'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS'.

14. WHEN HE'S EATING, TELL HIM SAWYERS DEAD, WHEN HE GOES TO HELP HIM, TAKE HIS SANDWICH.

15. TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY SLAP JACK.

16. WHEN YOUR DONE HITTING HIM, TEACH IT TO SAWYER.

17. OFFER HIM AS A SACRIFICING TO THE OTHERS SO THEY "DON'T TAKE SAWYER".

IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE, TELL ME!