A Perp's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the FIRST day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…1 Confession

On the SECOND day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…2 Shiny "Bracelets"

On the THIRD day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…3 Charges of Rape

On the FOURTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…4 Eye Witnesses

On the FIFTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…5 Motives

On the SIXTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…6 Pieces of Evidence

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…7 Serious beatings

On the EIGTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…8 Murder Weapons

On the NINTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…9 of Your Worthless Stories

On the TENTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…10 Long Days of Trail

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…11 Pissed Jurors

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas Special Victims gave to you…

12 Life Sentences

11 Pissed Off Jurors

10 Long Days Of Trail

9 of Your Worthless Stories

8 Murder Weapons

7 Serious Beating

6 Pieces of Evidence

5 Motives

4 Eye Witnesses

3 Charges of Rape

2 Shiny Bracelets

And A Confession that put you in Prison!

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

And for those who don't celebrate Christmas, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!


Ok, so it wasn't that great but it was just for the sake of X-mas spirit. Yeah some on if probably doesn't go or whatever and it sounds kinda blah, I didn't put a lot of time into it this just came to me and I felt I should write it and post it to put all of you in the SVU holiday spirit I guess. If anyone has any better lines for one of the days, or ideas or whatever to make it better let me know I'd be glad to spiff it up a little. And credit will be give I'll make sure. Thanks though for reading and be sure to review!!!

Oh and I'm working on some other SVU Holiday Parodies which I'll try and get out before the 25th. Right now I'm stuck on Jingle Bells. Arg!

Happy Holidays!!