FirePrincess007: Know Your Stars chapter!

Come on Down Hell Kaiser and your buddy Nightshroud! Your or Next Victum..I mean Guest!

Announcer: are you boys today?

Hell Kaiser: ..

Nightshroud: ..

Announcer: EMO PEOPLE!!

Nightshroud: Emo's tight man..

Hell Kaiser: It's da shit.. and we're goin' sing a song about being emo right now.

Announcer: 0o WTF!! You can't sing about cutting yourself! i need to..

Nightshroud and Hell Kaiser: dear diary,
mood: apathetic
my life is spiraling downward. i couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You,' and 'Rip Apart My Soul,' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab." and it doesn't help that i couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do, some days you know. . .

i'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
you'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
i have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
i'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'cause i feel real deep when i'm dressing in drag
i call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
'cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dikes
'cause emo is one step below transvestite

stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo

i'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way i dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
i stole my sister's mascara now i'm grounded for a week
sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
i can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
girls keep breaking up with me, it' never any fun
they say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one

stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
dye in my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
i play guitar and write suicide notes
i must be emo

my life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way

when i get depressed i cut my wrists in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
i write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
i told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes
i'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
i wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if i said i like girls i'd only be half right

i look like i'm dead and dress like a homo
i must be emo
screw XBOX i play old school Nintendo
i must be emo
i like to whine and hate my parentals
i must be emo
me and my friends all look like clones
i must be emo


Hell Kaiser: What do you expect..we're emo.

Nightshroud: That song explains us soo well..

Announcer: I never knew emo people went through those things. I really respect you guys now! Yea right! - grabs a flamethrower - BATTLE CRY!!!

Nightshroud: Do you think we care..rememeber we're emo?

Hell Kaiser: We don't give a fuck about life.

Announcer: Well..those were the emoest people we know..

FirePrincess: Yes, I know this is a piece of crap..but i need to make this one bad to make my next chapter seem awesomly funny! Next chapter is -drum roll - yea like i'm telling. Oh yea..if you don't know this song go on youtube and type in 'The Emo Song'. Review please!