Pigs Will Fly (Humor/Clois)
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.
A/N: I just thought of this while reading a fic over in Kryptonsite. If enough people want me to then I will probably redo it to make it longer- I don't really see the point as I'm hoping everyone gets the point even if it's super short but, meh, what can you do. Tell me in your reviews, otherwise i'll leave it as is. Anyway, enjoy.
"Lois, will you please just go on this one date? For your favourite cousin?" Chloe whined.
Lois fairly shouted "NO! Now stop bugging me! Pigs will fly before I let Smallville take me on a date! We hate each other- I hit him, he insults me, I insult him back- THAT'S our relationship, not a lovey-dovey look at the cute couple kinda thing! " in response to Chloe's wheedling tone. As an afterthought she added, "And you're my only cousin so there's no point using that argument."
Clark was eavesdropping on the conversation from the family barn. When he heard Lois' response he wasn't hurt, like he expected to be, but mad. He suddenly felt like throwing something, and when he saw the piglet trying to get out of the yard, a devilish grin spread across his face.
When Chloe and Lois heard the loud squealing overhead, they ran to a window as fast as they could, which happened to bring them a glimpse of a small pinkish streak that was only just slow enough to let them see the Kents' piglet soaring, clearly visible against the clear blue sky.
Chloe said slyly, "So when will Clark pick you up?"