12 Days of KakaIru

On the first day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

A novel not rated PG.


On the second day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the third day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the fourth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the fifth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Five hehenonomoheji!

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the sixth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Six summoning scrolls,

Five hehenonomoheji!

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the seventh day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Seven bowls of ramen,

Six summoning scrolls,

Five hehenonomoheji!

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the eighth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Eight nin-dogs,

Seven bowls of ramen,

Six summoning scrolls,

Five hehenonomoheji!

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the ninth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Nine shuriken,

Eight nin-dogs,

Seven bowls of ramen,

Six summoning scrolls,

Five hehenonomoheji!

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the tenth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Ten Gais a posing,

Nine shuriken,

Eight nin-dogs,

Seven bowls of ramen,

Six summoning scrolls,

Five hehenonomoheji!

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the eleventh day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Eleven maskless kisses,

Ten Gais a posing,

Nine shuriken,

Eight nin-dogs,

Seven bowls of ramen,

Six summoning scrolls,

Five hehenonomoheji!

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.


On the twelfth day of Christmas, Kakashi gave to me…

Twelve love tackles,

Eleven maskless kisses,

Ten Gais a posing,

Nine shuriken,

Eight nin-dogs,

Seven bowls of ramen,

Six summoning scrolls,

Five hehenonomoheji!

Four sharp kunai,

Three screaming children,

Two cups of sake,

And a novel not rated PG.

A/N: Hope you've enjoyed. This kinda just came out as a prelude to the drabbles I'll be doing as part of the "12 Days of KakaIru" challenge. It requires writing one one-shot or drabble every day from now till Christmas, based on a list of themes. Look for those soon!

Hehenonomoheji- The little scarecrow faces made of hiragana characters such as those found on the clothes of Kakashi's nin-dogs.