Passing Notes – Marauder Style

Chapter Two

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James

Sirius

Remus

Peter

DURING DETENTION

Honestly.

I know. This is stupid.

This reeks of unfairness.

What does 'reeks' mean?

I'm going to ignore what you said, Wormtail – it's for your own good.

Well, this is kind of annoying, isn't it?

That's the understatement of the century.

What happened?

Where were you Peter??!

Here.

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION?!

Because he was asleep, Moony DUH.

Yeah ...

McGonagall is EVIL.

Why?

Duh.

In other words, my dear rat, SHE IS THE REASON WHY WE CANNOT TALK AND HAVE TO CORRESPOND USING PAPER, FINGERS AND PAINT!

You forgot that she also put us in detention? And you used a 'big' word. Congratulations.

Pah. We're always in detention. Who cares? Wait ... did you say something about me using a 'big' word?

Yes I did.

And what did I say?

Correspond.

Pah. I knew that word since ... I dunno. 7 or 8 maybe.

Well, you sure act stupid enough to hide your supreme intelligence that is definitely not part of YOU.

What did you say?

Say that again.

That's harsh.

Sheesh, Padfoot, you're smart!

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ... SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the world has turned upside down.

Why?

Well, looking for a change of subject, I don't think she expected us to use paint and write with our fingers on the floor and walls.

That was an interesting comment.

Eh?

Honestly, Prongsie boy! Minnie is really cool. She obviously knew we were gonna do something ... well, not correct in detention, so she decided to let us have fun!

Wow.

Oh dear.

What?

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, Padfoot, but you ... are most certainly wrong.

Really? I thought that was quite a good answer!

What said who?

Really, Peter. Even in your befuddled state you still write 'what said who'!! It's 'who said what' anyway!

Um ... Padfoot, I would really appreciate it if you didn't finish what I'm writing!

Sorry Moony, being smart is hard to control.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DID THE WORLD JUST END!???????????????

Apparently not. But PADFOOT ADMITTING HIMSELF AS SMART??????????

Don't even say it.

OI YOU BLUBBERING LARRIKINS!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT YOUR DISGUSTINGLY SMALL AND SMELLY AND TOILET-BOWL-LIKE MOUTHS RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SHOVE THIS PAINT INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP LAUGHING YOU MANIACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHI

You can't even finish your sentence but ThEn, I can't eith

Um ... why are you two laughing and why is Sirius staring so weirdly at you?

I've stopped laughing.

No offence, Pete, but sometimes, your comments make me very sad.

Thanks Wormtail! Yes, you're very stupid, but in a good way.

... Um ... Thanks?

Hey, what are we supposed to be doing for detention anyway?

Painting the room.

Well, we kinda did, haha.

And that, my friend, is when the stupidity kicks in.

That's not being stupid, that's when my humour comes in!

Padfoot, stop pouting.

I wasn't.

Of course you weren't.

Cough cough.

Are you sick, Remus?

No.

Oh. But ... why did you cough?

Don't worry, Pete. It was nothing.

Anyway, we DID kinda paint it.

In a way ...

Well, now we have to make it look good:)

Um ... Prongs? You like painting?

In a way ...

I hope you don't mean finger painting.

How did you guess?

Okay ... no – PRONGS YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THAT –

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HOW DARE YOU RUN PAINT OVER MY BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!

Me or Prongs?

Prongs ...!

I'm getting scared. Really. I am. ARGH!!!!!!!!!! DON'T PUNCH ME!!!!!!! GOD, YOU'RE BEATER FOR GOD'S SAKE, USE IT ON THE PITCH, NOT ON ME!!!!!!

Er, Padfoot, don't twitch your eye like that. Really. It's not a good look.

SHUT UP YOU MANGLED BABOON.

Oh crap. McGonagall –

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DURING POTIONS

I hate you Prongs. Sniff.

I hate you Padfoot. Grrr.

I hate you both. Now shut up.

I don't hate you guys though.

Oh crap!!! Prongs, Padfoot, DID YOU PUT BOOMSLANG SKIN IN???

No.

No.

THEN WHO DID?

Me?

We're blaming you for this. DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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