Title: Dear Aunt Mavis
Author: knightshade
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate or any of it's characters. This is just for fun

Dear Aunt Mavis

Dear Aunt Mavis,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I hope all is well with you.

Things here are just peachy as always. It would have been a better year without the impaling and getting shot in the arm with a dart though. Oh and I could have done without the broken bones and hypothermia on my unexpected trip to Antarctica. Did I tell you about that? Antarctica is beautiful, but COLD! It's lacking a little in the tourist amenities too. I think it's going to be a few years before it really catches on as a vacation destination.

There were a few other minor mishaps this year. I watched one of my friends nearly turn into a bug, and another get addicted to a resurrecting sarcophagus. Not to mention the whole bit where Earth nearly got destroyed. Did you happen to catch the giant fireball in the sky? That was my team up there, saving the day.

You'd think I could get a promotion for saving the world, but apparently not.

Anyway, Merry Christmas again and hope to see you soon.



Jack wadded the heavy paper into a tiny crumple and tossed it to the floor. God, he hated writing Christmas cards.