If you have seen the musical "1776" then this will make sense.

If not, you might be a little confused.


"But Dr. House"

Wilson:

'Dr. House, I say you should cure him

To your snarkiness and brilliance we defer

House:

'Is that so?

Well, if I'm the one to do it

You know he could sue me 'cause

I'm obnoxious and disliked

You know that, sir

Wilson:

'Yes, I know'

House:

'So I say you should cure him, Wilson

Yes, you

Wilson:

'Hell, no!'

House:

'Yes, you, Dr. Wilson, you'

Wilson:

'But—'

House:

'You'

Wilson:

'But—'

House:

'You'

Wilson:

'But— Dr. House,

But, Dr. House

I'm currently being sued by my ex-wife

So I am too busy to save and save his life

Better do it before Cuddy comes to cause you strife

Wilson, Chase, Foreman, Cameron:

'He's too busy

He's too busy

Busy being sued'

House:

'Dr. Cameron, I say you should cure him

We haven't had a lupus case here yet'

Cameron:

'That is true

House:

Where as if I'm the one to do it

You know he could sue me 'cause

I'm obnoxious and disliked

You know that, sir

Cameron:

'Yes, I do'

House:

'So I say you should cure him, Cameron

Yes, you

Cameron:

'Good heavens, no!'

House:

'Yes, you, Dr. Cameron, you'

Cameron:

'But—'

House:

'You'

Cameron:

'But—'

House:

'You'

Cameron:

'But—

Dr. House, But, Dr. House

We have not done an ANA or any tests yet

If there are no symptoms we shouldn't sweat it

Besides, you and I have not had sex yet

Wilson, Chase, Foreman, Cameron:

'There's no sex

There's no sex

'Tween you and Dr. Cam'

House:

'Dr. Foreman, maybe you should cure him

You are a specialist working here

Wilson:

'Oh, that word'

House:

Where as if I'm the one to do it

You know he could sue me

Chase, Cameron, Wilson:

'He's obnoxious and disliked

Did you know that?

Foreman:

'I hadn't heard'

House:

'So I say you should cure him, Foreman

Yes, you

Foreman:

'No way, man!'

House:

'Yes, you, Dr. Foreman, you'

Foreman:

'But—'

House:

'You'

Foreman:

'But—'

House:

'You'

Foreman:

'But—

Dr. House, But, Dr. House

I'm leaving with my drug rep girlfriend late tonight

If I do this for you then I'll probably miss my flight

You just don't want me getting any on the side'

Wilson, Chase, Foreman, Cameron:

'Catch a flight

Catch a flight

Foreman's getting' some tonight'

(House and everyone else looks at Chase)

Chase:

Oh, hell…. I'll take it