I am really so for not posting for a while. My laptop won't connect, and for some ridiculous reason my moms' computer doesn't have word. I am typing this at school, so I have to work fast. Enjoy this little one shot.
I do not own Yugioh or Invader Zim.
If you were to turn off the computer right now and turn on the TV, change the channel to 367, and raise the volume a little, you would see the opening theme song for a new talk show. Now, this talk show is different from the rest. For one thing, the host is insane. Characters from fictional stories come on for interviews. And today's episode is no different. Welcome to the FAN-BAM show!
Me: Welcome everyone to the FAN-BAM show! I am your host, Doma Yuset!
Yugi: And I was brought here against my will!
Me: Pay no heed to the little spiky haired hostage everyone!
Yugi: Why couldn't you kidnap Mokuba?!
Me: Because he is currently being kidnapped by your grandfather.
Me: I will like to introduce my first guest, DIB!
Dib: -Falls from a hole in the ceiling- AHH!
Yugi: Are you okay?
Dib: -Looks around- Where am I, Some sort of different dimension?
Me: You could say that. Have a seat, we need to interrogate- I mean ask you a few questions.
Dib: You are clearly insane, but I don't see any reason not to trust you. -Sits on the couch with Yugi-
Me: So, is it true your mother is dead?
Dib: What? No, she is living in-
Me: Oh you poor boy! You must have been traumatized!
Dib: No I'm not. My mom is fine. She is just-
Me: He is in denial! Someone, get him a tissue!
Dib: But- -A truck pulls in and covers Dib in a mountain of tissue paper-
Me: Now for our next guest, ZIM!
Zim: -Falls though same hole as Dib, but lands on his feet-
Yugi: He is GREEN! What did you do, yank him out of a hospital?!
Me: No, no, he is just an alien here to destroy us all. That's all.
Yugi: Oh, okay…WHAT?!
Zim: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? Why have you taken ZIM, return me at once!
Dib: -Manages to climb out from under piles of tissue.-
Yugi: Thank Ra, you didn't kill him.
Dib: Is that Zim? I can't tell, I think I have a concussion.
Yugi: You'll get used to it.
Me: SILENCE! Zim, have a seat so I may learn of your awesome Zimmy-ness.
Zim: -Proudly sits on chair and sticks his tongue out at Dib, who scowls-
Me: So Zim, what have you been doing lately?
Zim: Well, I have recently discovered that the stinky filth beasts at home seem to be addicted to ham…
Dib: HAM!? You have to be kidding! You know nothing about humans!
Me: Grins I like ham…
Yugi: Focus Doma!
Me: Huh? Oh, right.
Zim: FEAR THE HAM DIB! -throws a ham at Dib's head-
Dib: You jerk! That hurts!
Zim: Well, that was kind of my plan Dib-stink! And oh, what an ingenious plan it was. Would you like to hear about it?
Dib: IT JUST HAPPNED!
Yugi: I'm confused, how is Zim going to take over the world with ham? I don't even like ham…
Me: EASY! He'll fuse the ham with waffles!
Zim: HOW DO YOU KNOW THE PLAN OF ZIMS!?
Dib/Yugi: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Me/Zim: IT DOESN'T HAVE TO!
Dib: -Covers face with hands- Why couldn't I have studied real science?
Yugi: I have saved the world many times with the help of my friends. I can't see how Zim is a threat.
Dib: He is an idiot, but once in a while he stumbles on a somewhat good plan.
Zim: ALL OF ZIMS PLANS ARE GOOD!
Me: Hey! This is MY show! Zim, I have a question for you!
Me: Zim, have you-
Zim: WHAT IS IT?
Me: Have you-
Zim: WHAT IS IT?
Zim: WHAT IS IT?
Me: WILL YOU SHUTUP?!
Zim: Well, if you would just tell me…
Me: -Death glare-
Me: Zim, what is your relationship with Dib?
Zim: I HATE HIM! He smells of human! And CORN! I HATE CORN!
Dib: I DO NOT SMELL LIKE CORN!
Zim: You keep the corn in your gigantic head!
Dib: MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!
Me: SILENCE! While you may CLAIM to hate Dib, how can you explain THIS? -Hands out random copies of ZADR fanfictions-
Zim: LIES! All LIES! How DARE you UGLY SMELLY HUUMANS insult Zim like this! I AM AN INVADER!
Dib: -Runs off the set to puke-
Yugi: Doma, you're traumatizing them!
Me: Yes, isn't it wonderful? -Sighs-
Yugi: …You really are insane.
Me: Let's stop here for a word from our sponsors!
Random announcer: this show brought to you by corn heads, the only corn grown in the human brain.