"'Twas the Twilight Before Christmas"

'Twas twilight before Christmas, and hearts were collecting;
Xemnas was rabbling, and Saïx was heckling;
Lexaeus and Zexion were nowhere to be seen,
and Vexen was turning an envious green;
Luxord was a' gambling; Xigbar a' taunting,
while Demyx's music skills were not daunting;
Axel was trying to convince Roxas they're friends;
Marluxia and Larxene were tying up loose ends;
Last of all Xaldin was busy preparing,
he wanted to look good, but nothing too daring

"Happy Holidays!" from villains abroad,
"Merry Christmas!" to all, shout it out loud!

"The XIII Days of Christmas"

On the XIIIth day of Christmas, SquareEnix © had given to me:

Roxas' butt slap…
Marluxia's hot-pink scythe…
Xaldin's cold and windy accent…
Axel's fire wheels of humor…
Saïx's berserking sword…
Lexaeus' rock-solid bod…
Zexion's devious plans…
Vexen's icy nature…
Dem-yx's wa-ter si-tar… (sing like FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!)
Luxord's gambling dice…
Larxene's lightning strikes…
Xigbar's eyepatch and guns…
And Xem-nas wait-ing for his King-dom Hearts! (like Partridge in a pear tree)


Just a little Christmas frivolity to lighten up the season!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, SquareEnix© , or the rights to "Twas the Night Before Christmas" or "The Twelve Days of Christmas"