Yeah. REALLY short. I like it though. It's not often I write a humorous Sasuke x Sakura.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Waah... Or Sakura's joke.

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Something was wrong with Sasuke. Very, very wrong. After all, it wasn't every day you saw the Uchiha prodigy rolling on the ground and crying with laughter. It just wasn't normal. Sakura was worried.

"That was the funniest joke I've ever heard!" Sasuke howled, slamming his fist into the ground.

Something was bothering Sakura. It wasn't that her normally stoic teammate was acting like an idiot; it wasn't that he was drowning even Naruto's voice out; it wasn't that the tears he'd cried so far (and he didn't show signs of stopping anytime soon) had outnumbered the combined efforts of Lee and Gai-sensei; and it wasn't that he had collapsed on her, of all people. No, what bothered her most was…

"Um, Sasuke-kun?" she asked, awkwardly, trying to keep him from getting her sandaled feet wet. "I… I haven't actually said anything."

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So? So? You like?