This story will be one of a kind.

It was a normal monring at camp. Al the kids were in the main room a strange green child was standing in front of them, he had black hair and no nose or ears.

Kid: Hello. I am a normal human worm baby here to enjoy (as if saying it for the first time) camp. And I am certantly not an Alien...

Just the Prolouge things really get good in chapter 2.