101 Pick Up Lines

Numbers 21-40

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and even if you tried to sue me you wouldn't get much I don't really have anything interesting...

A/N: WOW!! I am amazed at the impact 25 just on the first chapter! I want to sincerely thank you all from the bottom of my heart, and as a reward I'm going to update! I was going to update tomorrow, but I changed my mind. So here are the next 20! Also, thanks to APWBDumbledore, who is translating this into German. Isn't that cool?! GERMAN!

A/N2: Also to eternal-charmer who reviewed and asked if I could number them, I was going to but since numbered lists arent allowed I didn't want it to get taken off the site. Sorry!

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"I would go to the end of the world for you."

"But the question is, Potter, would you stay there?"

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"If I saw you naked, I would die happy"

"Yeah, but if I saw you naked I would probably die laughing"

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"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and me together."

"Me isn't a letter Potter."

"I! I meant I!"

"I'm sure you did..."

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"How about you and me go to Hogsmeade tonight?"

"Sorry, tonight I'm going to be busy hitting myself over the head with a giant hammer, which is honestly something I would prefer"

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"If you were my sister, incest would be cool."

"..."

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"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"I've known you since first year, it's kind of too late for that."

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"How about something different this time, say yes?"

"Yes."

"Really??"

"No."

"You are a cruel person."

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"You see my friend over there?" Points to Sirius, who waves "He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

"How much did you pay Sirius to wave?"

"Five galleons... but that's not the point."

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"Hey, it's a Hogsmeade weekend, you know what that means!"

"You have a date with Sirius?"

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"I bet you 10 galleons that you are going to turn me down," Holding a handful of galleons.

Takes galleons, "You're right."

"HEY! Give me back my galleons!!"

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"Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, which can lead to headaches, ulcers, cancer, and even death! So for both of our sakes, JUST SAY YES!"

"Hmm, I think I'd take the ulcer."

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"Wow."

"Running low on pick up lines, huh Potter?"

"It's really hard to think of them!"

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"Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."

"Clever..."

"Seriously though, do you have a band aid? I got a paper cut in Charms today."

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"Cupid called. He said he needs my heart back."

"Your town called. They want their idiot back"

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"Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin'!"

"If you don't leave, I will kick you"

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"Hey babe, are you busy today?"

"No, but you have a Quiddich game."

"...SHIT! I FORGOT!"

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"You remember Crayola Crayons? My favorite color always used to be sapphire green, and I just realized... it's because that's the color your eyes are."

"...You have got to be kidding me..."

"What?"

"Sapphires are blue!"

"...I knew that..."

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"I have a boo boo on my lip, would you kiss it and make it better?"

"How did you get that boo boo?"

"Remus pushed me down the stairs..."

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"Look, mistletoe! Guess you have to kiss me!"

Sets fire to mistletoe, "That's taken care of."

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"Ouch, my tooth hurts!"

"Is it because I'm so sweet?"

"... you stole my thunder... how about stealing my heart too?"

"Wow, nice recovery, I'm almost tempted to say yes... ALMOST!"

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There you go, chapter 2! Review, tell me which one you liked best!!