101 Pick up lines

Numbers 61-80

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A/N: IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! I am in such a good mood, it's Christmas break, and I'm going out with my friends who I haven't seen in forEVER!! And I'm wearing a Santa Hat! I dunno why, but this hat makes me happy. So here is the next chapter! I LOVE ALL MY REVIEWRS!! And I have a lot of heroes. Tons of people knew that the last line from last chapter was from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" here is the list...

Potter-djluver (My real hero... first one),Tu lo sia inc, InkGothical, WastelandRose, IloveDoctorMcDreamy, akroque91, Roasted Snow, I love fred and George, lilalex13, Evinco Obscurum, Tired Raven, Dawn of Daylight, Zekoi, Emmanuelle H., Overloaded, Salvation-ala-mode, Princess Eclipse, Ecco51?????, Christina, Weasleygrlz07, The Cat Who Walks By Herself. YAY!! YOU GUYS ARE MY HEROES!! Wow I actually just wrote that out of impulse, I had forgotten that I said you guys would have been my heroes, lol.

So here is the next chapter! The first 6 are by Sweet-Sunshyne! YAY!


"Call me beep me if you wanna reach me!"

"Hmm, too bad I don't really want to reach you..."


"If you were my homework, I would be doing you on the desk right now"

"I doubt it, you never to your homework"

"Yeah but still, if you were my homework I would make an acception"

"I'm flattered..."


"In the cookies of my life, you are the chocolate chips"

"In the cookies of my life, you are the annoying burnt part that just won't go away."


"The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU."

"Love is also the longest word you know, isn't it?"


"Roses are red, violets are blue, you are sweet, and I love you."

"Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back"


"I was outside one night when I decided to match each star to a reason why I love you. I was doing so good when... I ran out of stars."

"You ran out of stars or you couldn't count any higher?"

"Well, both..."


"You look like something from a dream."

"Then go back to sleep and never wake up."


"What would I have to give you for one little kiss?"


"What's that?"

"A kind of candy."




"How did you get to be so beautiful?"

"I must have been given your share of beauty."


"Hey, wanna go to Hogsmeade this weekend?"

"Sorry, I'll be busy with my self-induced vomiting"


"I'd be willing to bet your face turns quite a few heads."

"And I'm sure yours turns some stomachs"


"I think I could make you really happy"

"Why, did you get expelled?"


"Are your parents terrorists? Because you are the bomb."

"Then I'd get out of here if I were you, because I'm about to explode."


"God must have been in a good mood on the day we met."

"Yeah, but it sure put me in a bad one."


"If I were Elvis would you go out with me?"

"Perhaps, but luckily for me you aren't."


"Potter. James Potter."

"Lost. Get Lost"


"Did it hurt?"

"What, when I fell from heaven?"

"Oh my God, you really did fall from heaven???"

"...You amaze me sometimes..."

"Is that a good thing?"

"I'll let you interpret that anyway you like."



"Hey Evans, wanna go to Hogsmeade with me sometime?"

"I haven't had any coffee yet, so I don't have enough energy to find a clever way to tell you that I would rather hit myself over the head with a large piece of wood than go out with you... acutally that wasn't bad..."


"Pinch me, you are so pretty I must be dreaming."


"OW!! Jeez Evans, that hurt!"


And there you go! Review and tell me which ones you liked best!

And also I want to give a shout out to AWPBDumbledore, who is translating this into German, and to InkGothical, who is doing it in French and Italian. Ya Ya!! (Ya Ya Sisterhood of course!