Hey!!!! just putting this really random story up because i wish to share is psychotic randomness with you!!!!
disclaimer: i don't own anything!!!except some stuff in my house and me of course.
WARNING: IF YOU GET FRIGHTENED BY REALLY RANDOM THINGS REFRAIN FROM READING THE STORY. I WROTE THIS ABOUT 5 MINUTES AFTER WAKING UP FROM AN ALMOST SLEEPLESS NIGHT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
I'd also like to thank family guy for some of the quotes and i own the chicken flying at midnight through a carwash. Thank you and ENJOY!!!!
REALLY ODD SITCH
Sasuke walks over to Sakura who is petting a fish and naruto is petting his foot. Sasuke grins widely and pets Naruto's head.
"Ya hungry?" Sasuke asks in a high-pitched voice. Naruto looks up at him for a moment then gives a sad smile before looking back at his foot.
"Elephants are bigger in person" Naruto replies calmly.
"The potty freedom song is on!!!" Sakura screams and jumps of a cliff into the ocean leaving the fish to keep it dry.Sasuke gasps and yells loudly.
"Su!" Sasuke then runs to a tree and licks the trunk to see if it's pointing in the right direction.
"No...paper...TOWELS??!!!!!" Sakura yells angrily and walks back across the field. Sasuke headbutts the tree trunk to turn on the air conditioner then turns to Sakura and glowers.
"Salt is good for my eyes!!!! It keeps them on fire!!" Sasuke yells angrily at Sakura.
"BAD TOUCH!!" Naruto screams at Sasuke who is now silently doing the can-can.
"It's not his fault onions ate your pants Naruto!!! It's that cheese monkey in you back pocket who told the chicken to fly at midnight through a car wash not Sasuke!!!" Naruto just stares at Sakura, smiling for an hour.
"I've got new socks on!!" yells Naruto to the heavens making the chalupa sitting in the back row feel at home. Sasuke climbs the tree and jumps up and down on a branch to switch off the air conditioner which has kept the yeti in danger and cold and Sakura waves to the midday sun.