Disclaimer: Nope..

This fic was inspired by Sandileina and written for KiriharaAkaya.

The idea came to me when my school this cute little play thing. It was very similar to this project but the songs were different. You can even use these as a Christmas Carol!

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At first it sounded normal. It was a project where you had to take a Christmas song and change its lyrics to make it more… Well… Funny.

Kirihara was doing his project on the melody of the song 'Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer'

Santa was a man with a white beard

And loves it when you leave cookies

But then the world went naughty

So he only gave out coal

But then the world went crazy

So Santa started a war

But then he got so angry

He finally grew a mole

"KIRIHARA AKAYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!???" Mrs. Tome glared at Akaya behind his shoulder, well… More like LOOMED. "Mrs. Tome! I… Uhh… I was… Uhh… Yeah." Kirihara said innocently after realizing that he had nothing to say.

Mrs. Tome leaned down and silently muttered Kirihara's lyrics. There was a hint of a smile on her face when she finished, and she left swiftly on her feet without warning. Kirihara sighed.

Perhaps I should do another one…

This one was to the tune of 'Deck the halls'

This is Santa fat and chubby

Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa

He looks funky when he's grumpy

Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa

Grab an iPod put it in his pants

Turn it on loud and watch him dance

If you trip him there goes Christmas,

Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa!

This is Santa fat and chubby

Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa

He looks funky when he's grumpy

Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa

Santa's coming down the chimney

My excitement's scaring me

I'm about to see Santa,

Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa!

This is Santa fat and chubby

Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa

He looks funky when he's grumpy

Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa

I have presents hidden in a tree

They're all waiting patiently

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa ha ha ha ha!

Kirihara grinned at his work; Mrs. Tome had caught that and walked over to review his work again. This time, there was definitely a smile on her face.

"Kirihara kun, would you do a song in the tune of 'Santa Claus is coming to town'?" She asked with a cheeky smile.

"Sure…" Kirihara reluctantly answered.

So he then picked up his pen and wrote some more.

To the tune of 'Santa Claus is coming to Town'

Hey little kids-

There's something in the sky

And I'm not going to lieeee

Presents are dropping tonight

Santa is sick

Rudolph is too

The only cure for Santa is a big feast of food

Santa is a really sick dude

I found out that St. Nick

Had a big bad evil flu

So I brought over some turkey and a ham with cookies too

Christmas is saved

All because of me

Presents will fly and kids are happy

Just don't forget to bring…

TURKEYYYY!!!

This time, Mrs, Tome openly laughed out loud. She reached over with the huge red sharpie she always seemed to have around and marked a big fat 'A'.

Kirihara's eye twitched. Wow. That was easy.

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The next day, Kirihara's songs were sung by the school choir and posted all around the school.

And where was Kirihara the great song writer?

He fainted of embarrassment because no one told him that his songs were going to be made public.

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Now Kirihara got an:

A in Health/Writing, for his 'Phobia' essay thing…

A in Creative Writing for this fic.

Please tell me what you think! I know this is short… But I do hope you liked it, KiriharaAkaya! Thank you for all your reviews and support. (The 5th chapter on of Health Project wouldn't be uploaded if it wasn't for KiriharaAkaya…)