No, I am NOT dead. I failed my English Finals, I'm upset. Honor's classes kill. I hate them. I finally got that stick out of my ass and tried to some up with a story just cause it's almost Christmas.

Summary: Title says enough. AkuRoku

Disclaimer: I got a C in computer programming. Do you think I own Kingdom Hearts?



What a Drag!



"You have no idea how much I hate you now."

Sora grinned, waving off Roxas's remark, "You know you like it!"

Roxas's eye twitched as he mentally stopped himself before severely maiming his brother. He reminded himself to never bet on a game of Go Fish with Sora ever again. It was kind of creepy how Sora knew exactly what cards he had in his hand. The brunet in question nervously glanced up to the corner where he had placed the mirror at, and viewed Roxas's reflection in it. Then he glanced back and his blue orbs brightened.

"I sincerely think you look nice," Sora gave Roxas a once-over.

Roxas resumed the glare at his brother. As he glared even harder, the doorbell rang. Roxas at once panicked.

"Oh shit!" he cried as he hyperventilated. "I have a date with Axel right now. He'll never let me down if he sees me in this!"

Sora, playing the role of the evil older sibling, proceeded to exit the room while Roxas was panicking and answered the door. As he opened the door, his line of sight was greeted with bright red. He waved to the pyro, his grin turning into a smirk.

Sora opened the door fully and greeted Axel, "Go on ahead. Roxas is in his room."

Axel gave a look over his shoulder as he passed through the hall to the way to Roxas's room. He wondered what Sora was up to. After all, the brunet was smirking. That was never a good sign. He finally reached the door to Roxas's room.

"Roxas! I'm coming in!" shouted Axel as he turned the doorknob and opened the door, despite the repeated shouts of the blond's protests. Axel's eyes widened as he took in the sight of his boyfriend. The pyromaniac found that he could not produce any words for about a minute. Finally, he was able to choke out some words as he closed the door behind him.

"Roxas. Why are you in a mini-skirt?"

Roxas blushed and averted his glare, mumbling a couple words such as "stupid Sora", "evil sibling", "Go Fish", and "bet". Axel could pretty much piece up the conclusion from that.

Sora avidly pressed the phone to his ear as he talked with his own boyfriend, Riku.

"I'm sure it'll work! Cross-dressing always turns a man on! Roxas needs a little spice in his sex life anyway."

"I'm not so sure about that. I mean, I don't think that many people would appreciate seeing a guy in a miniskirt."

"You like screwing me into the bed after seeing me in a schoolgirl uniform."

"…That's something different."

"Sure. Whatever floats your boat, my loverly Riku."

"Loverly? Sora, at this time, I must question your sanity and grammar."

"Shut up."

The redhead, by this time, had gotten over his shock and moved closer to the blond. Roxas took a step back for each step Axel took forward until he was backed up into the wall. The unsuspecting Roxas blushed harder as he felt himself hardening. Axel's lips brushed against his ear, and he gulped.

"Roxas," Axel throatily whispered into his boyfriend's ear, "you should know of my honest opinion of how you look in that skirt."

Roxas felt how flushed he was, as Axel's warm breathe caressed his ear. His body continuously shivered from the pleasure of not knowing what would happen to him.

Axel pressed ever closer to Roxas and said, "That skirt makes you look fat."

Roxas' lust filled mind took a while to process the comment.

Ten seconds later found Axel on the ground, clutching his crotch.







Merry Christmas everyone! Review please, otherwise poor little "that skirt makes you looks fat" Axel will not get his smutty smutty sex for days.