I have a few things to say before I start this story.
First of all, this is my VERY first fic on so, if it is so incredibly horrible that you barf, please tell me, even though I might get very mad and call you something I am not aloud to say.
Second of all, I would like to give my brother, Writin' Dude, a quarter of the credit of this fic because he helped make up jokes and stuff. That's all. I will say nothing more about him. I don't respect that guy. (Just kidding.)
Anyway, ON WITH THE FIC!
The Last Dumb Unicorn
Chapter one: One Dumb Unicorn
Two hunters, Joe and Jeff rode into a forest on horseback.
"So, What are we doing here?" The dumb one, Jeff, asked for the millionth time.
Joe sighed, "We are here to give some dumb unicorn a reason for her quest."
"Ah," said Jeff. Then, he cleared his throat and went on with a speech he had made then in air.
"Oh, Unicorn! You are the reason we have not seen any deer to kill! You are the guardian of this forest! But you are the last dumb unicorn of your kind! They have all mysteriously disappeared! All but You! You are our only hope to restore unicorns back to the world! You must seek them out! You must-"
"Don't kill your self." Joe said.
Jeff gasped and tried to catch his breath. "Okay." He said. "Lets go to subway. I'm famished."
So, Joe and Jeff rode of to subway, leaving a very confused unicorn behind.
"Last?" She thought. "Am I truly the last dumb unicorn?"
She started of to her favorite meadow to think. "The hunter said that am their only hope. But I'm not very bright, so how can I find them?"
When she got to the meadow, she found a butterfly, and went to talk to it.
"Hello, butterfly. What brings you to this remote place?"
"Your stench." The butterfly answered rudely. "I smelled it, and went to go see what it was."
"Say butterfly, have you seen others like me?"
"Like you? Of course! Everyone I see is as ugly as you."
Now she was starting to get annoyed. "I mean unicorns. Have you seen any unicorns?"
"Right here!" He pointed to her.
She sighed. "I have forgotten that butterflies only speak of annoying and insulting things."
She looked up at him and smiled sweetly. Trying to be patient, she said, "Have you seen any other unicorns butterfly?"
He glared at her. "Alright, I'll tell you. They were chased to the ends of the earth and some red bull ran close behind, covering their foot prints."
"Who is the red bull!" The unicorn cried.
The butterfly batted his eyes and said in a high, squeaky voice, "Oh, who is the red bull, who, who… HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?" He screamed.
After taking a few deep breaths, he shrugged and said, "You can find them if your brave, but of course, your not and you have a lousy sense of direction."
With that, the unicorn reared up, and trampled the butterfly flat.
"You can't control your temper either." He gasped his last insult before he died miserably.
"Well." The unicorn said, happy to be rid of the butterfly. "I suppose I should go and find the other unicorns, you know, be heroic and all. I guess I'll start by going to the ends of the earth. That shouldn't be to hard."
And so, the unicorn headed out of her forest and up the path to find the ends of the earth. She felt very important. Almost like a knight. No, maybe a police. Yeah, that sounded good. She-
Suddenly, a girl popped right out of no ware.
"Who are you?" The unicorn asked.
"I'm Writin' Dude's Sis, Or WDS. " She said. Then pointed behind the unicorn. "The ends of the earth are that way."
"Ah. Thank you."
"No problem." Then, WDS disappeared.
The dumb unicorn walked for miles and day by day, became closer to her destination without complaint.
"MY LEGS ARE KILLING ME!!!"
"COULD THIS GET ANYMORE BORING!?!"
"OH, NO!! IT'S RAINING!! HEEEELP!!!