Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Note: It's short. I want it to be. Please don't complain or ask me to make it longer. It's a pet peeve of mine.
"SAKURA-CHAN, SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto's yells echoed through the hospital hallways as he pushed through nurses and their patients to get to his teammate's office. He made a sharp turn around the corner which lead to the hallway where Sakura most likely was and crashed into a very annoyed nurse, whose tray of pills flew into the air. Naruto gave her a quick apology and continued his race as the nurse muttered and started picking the strewn about pills off of the floor.
He grinned in triumph as the door to Sakura's office came into view. Just as he was about to fly in there, somebody grabbed the back of his collar and held him a few feet from the floor while he twisted and turned, trying to get out of the person's grasp, "Naruto, what do you think you're doing?"
"S-sakura-chan?" He cried in relief as she dropped him to the floor. Naruto quickly stood up and and started shaking her shoulders hysterically, "I NEED YOUR HELP!"
"Baka, let go of me!" Sakura growled as he continued to shake her. When he didn't listen she gave him a good upper-cut to the jaw and he finally released her, falling backwards onto the hard floor. Sighing, she dragged him into her office and quickly shut the door to make sure he wouldn't cause anymore of a ruckus than he already had, "Alright, Naruto, explain to me calmly what the problem is."
Naruto nodded, "You have to heal me!"
Sakura gave him a once over before shooting him a confused look. She saw no cuts, no bruises, no bite marks, and no sharp objects sticking out of him. Was he sick? He sure didn't seem it...
"Yes, yes. But what's wrong with you?" She asked him, starting to get annoyed. If he didn't come up with some good answers soon Sakura was going to kick him out of her office and leave him to the rabid nurses he'd surely pissed off on his little trip to find her.
"Sakura-chan, I'm sick! I'm dying! I hurt right here, and even I know that's not a good place to hurt!" Naruto exclaimed, pointing to his heart and pouting. Sakura raised an eyebrow at him and told him to keep going.
Naruto shook his head and looked out the window, "I don't get it! Whenever I see Hinata-chan I always feel like I'm going to throw up and I get all hot and sweaty. And then my heart starts like freaking out, Sakura-chan! It starts getting all fast and I swear it starts hurting or something! And now I'm always thinking about her all of the sudden. I can't sleep! I think she put a spell on me! I'm sick, I just know it!"
Sakura stared at her best friend in utter disbelief for nearly thirty seconds before she burst out laughing. She was trying to say something to him, but the only thing Naruto could make out of it was 'I thought I'd never see the day!'.
Getting annoyed that Sakura was laughing at him, his eyebrows furrowed and he grit out, "Oi, what the heck is so funny?"
Sakura finally took a deep breath and stopped laughing before turning to Naruto, a serious look on her face, "I can't help you."
"What?! Why not?!" Naruto frowned, expecting her to help him. He was dying here! He needed her to heal him so he could go back to normal and focus on being a great Hokage one day. He had to stop thinking about her so he could concentrate when he was on missions. He needed the shy girl out of his head!
"Naruto, I can't help you because you're not sick!"
"No, you baka, you're in love!"
That's all, folks! Reviews are appreciated!